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borderline dick syndrome

borderline dick syndrome is when a guy drives you dick crazy. and all he does is ask for nudes
girl #1: omg brady keeps asking me for nudes
girl #2: omg he's giving you borderline dick syndrome stop texing him
girl #1: I can't he's just so cute😍
by dildochick2054 September 2, 2019
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Small Dick Syndrome

The condition which compells men, especially individuals named Oliver to overcompensate their lack of manhood by expressing they have a large penis or by overachieving in other areas, bodybuilding, for example.

That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from small penis syndrome
That guys soo uptight, and mean to all women...
I bet he suffers from Small Dick Syndrome
by Smalldicko42 November 22, 2021
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Shrimp Dick Syndrome

A man that has a microscopic dick and attempts to compensate for it by having a huge ego, and/or acting intolerable.
It was clear that man had Shrimp Dick Syndrome, because he felt the need to insert his non-existent dominance in a place it wasn’t needed.
by _Jane_Doe_ January 10, 2024
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