When you stick your dick in your sisters pussy to get it wet, so you can roll it in your nans ashes for her to suck off.
by Cornish Lover September 7, 2022

by BurgerBoss March 26, 2022

An alternative to the common phrase first dibs, where one ‘calls’ ownership of something. ‘Fist dibs’ is a newer form of slang relating to bros calling ‘fist dibs’ in a more ‘masculine’ version of the saying.
Bro, you seen the new Fashion Nova Men’s line?
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
Yeah man, I got fist dibs on the red satin button down. Swag unmatched.
by emalonez June 15, 2018

by HotJohnnie January 16, 2024

I call dibs on the front seat.
by lucas is cool trust me February 16, 2022

Safety dibs shotgun is a tool used to claim your position in the front seat. This tool must be heard by the driver and expires after 5 minutes.
Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Not to mention, the abbreviation "sds" is not permitted as it does not follow the code of conduct. Failure to comply results in 1 week ban from shotgun
Driver: who’s got shotgun
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
Person 1: SDS
person 2: Sorry that don’t count bro
Person 2: Safety dibs shotgun
Driver: it’s finish🙅 ♂️
by poor kid 53 January 3, 2024

To have money. If the dibs are in tune, it means you're flush and can go raise hell etc - conversely, if the dibs aren't in tune, it means you're skint.
Bertie: What ho old chap. Are you coming to tea?
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
Corky: 'Fraid I can't mate - the dibs aren't in tune this month. I'll have to hit up my Uncle Worple for some cash.
by isntit November 21, 2011
