Someone who adds road-blocks, bottlenecks, extra steps, and unneeded issues that delay something or someone, either through inconsiderate thinking, a need to increase their own importance through adding work or over complication, or to gain additional time for themselves in a situation or project where they will not be able to deliver.
1- The meeting should have been quick and solved the problem, but Jim was being a delay hole and kept adding unnecessary take away questions.
2- We didn't make the movie because Chad was being a delay hole and wasn't ready to go when we showed up.
3- The delay hole in the car ahead of us is going 20 in a 50, and in both lanes so we can't go around him.
4- I'd like to get to the bank, but my boss just called me into her office with a minute to go in the day. What a delay hole.
5- We should have been able to deliver that program on time but the programmer didn't check for bugs and left early. What a massive delay hole.
2- We didn't make the movie because Chad was being a delay hole and wasn't ready to go when we showed up.
3- The delay hole in the car ahead of us is going 20 in a 50, and in both lanes so we can't go around him.
4- I'd like to get to the bank, but my boss just called me into her office with a minute to go in the day. What a delay hole.
5- We should have been able to deliver that program on time but the programmer didn't check for bugs and left early. What a massive delay hole.
by Frey-hawk May 21, 2013
Get the Delay Hole mug.Bob: Hey Johnson, did you complete the graph from yesterday?
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
Johnson: Sorry Bob, I delayeded it. You should’ve asked me 4 hrs earlier.
by GWordIsBond June 16, 2022
Get the Delayeded mug.Doom Loop Delay (or DLD for short) is when a Doom Looper (someone who watches the same TV show over and over again) has been so entrenched in their Doom Loop, that they have become out of touch with current affairs & TV shows. Shows they haven't seen seem like they were released yesterday, although most non loopers have probably seen them already. There are varying degrees of DLD, from mild to severe.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Hey friend, have you seen "Making a Murderer"? Its this CRAZY TV documentary show!
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
Friend of Doom Looper; Yeah, that came out like 4 years ago? Did you only just see that?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; Yeah I just finished it yesterday...
Friend of Doom Looper; What? What have you been doing?
Doom Looper in the year 2020; I was watching "The Office" for the 645th time...
Friend of Doom Looper; I think you're suffering from Doom Loop Delay.
Doom Looper in the year 2020; That's what she said.
by Det. Lloyd Gross November 13, 2020
Get the Doom Loop Delay mug.The long pauses that occur between replies when texting or chatting with a friend on Facebook. This delay can be explained, after investigation, by their preoccupation with talking to their boyfriend/girlfriend, who is also online.
Friend One: Hey! How are you
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
8 minutes later.
Friend Two: Oh, hi. Sorry, distracted. I was talking to this boy.
Friend One: Relationship delay..
12 minutes later.
Friend Two: What?
by VioletPretzels July 29, 2012
Get the Relationship delay mug.When an email is sent and received, it sits in the inbox of the Customer Service Rep that it was sent directly to, unread for hours or sometimes days. Most email will never get responded to ever. Building up in the inbox, lost forever in the Outlook abyss. When the email is finally replied to, the situation has already long been resolved or a delayed task.
Please also see: mike+brown+task
Please also see: mike+brown+task
"I sent an email last week to Rep@TechSupport.com and have not heard back"
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.
Tech Rep looks over notes and sees that customers email is on the MB Delay.
by TheOnlyICPrincess September 3, 2009
Get the The MB Delay mug.A nigga in need of money at all times.If you see this man in the streets please tip him
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.
a 20$ or if your feeling generous don’t be afraid to give bro a lil 100$ hard cash.
by Jake Clubber November 21, 2021
Get the Delay mug.The beer delay occurs when you drink to much and your brain needs the extra second to understand shit
*Adam laughing about a joke 2 min after everybody else finished laughing*
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
Yo, Adam is hammered! He got a full-on beer delay
by Burgerbude March 21, 2018
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