No duh, Darwin

A more family-friendly version of saying, "No shit, Sherlock!" Both expressions are a blunt reply when someone says the obvious.

Soldier: The heavy is a spy!

Scout: No duh, Darwin!

by GallopingSausage August 31, 2019

Darwin Award

An award for dumb ways to die in real life.

She won a Darwin Award for sticking a fork in a toaster.

by anonymous February 12, 2023

darwin sled

a snowmobile

A guy at work was telling me about driving his darwin sled 90 miles per hour through the woods.

by cornerradius January 23, 2020

Darwin

Darwin, the most annoying dumb guy you will ever meet. Super annoying and rude, has no respect for other people, he's somehow popular yet no one likes him, usually he doesn't have any talents and creeps on random girls.

oh god Darwin's coming

by walmartcake April 29, 2020

darwin

short, wears a finger condom that meant to be on a pinky on his penis but its not about the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean

i have a Darwin sized penis.

by 'z[psidfjv]pojsDv January 16, 2019

dating Darwinism

Survival of the fittest. Which man/woman will be left standing to suit your dating needs.

I like them all. But it’s like dating Darwinism. Whoever deals with my shit the longest is the fittest.

by ash_santos January 11, 2020

Amazonian Darwinism

When naive shoppers find out that the least expensive versions of items they find shopping online through Amazon or unregulated/foreign Internet markets aren't the best quality or for use as intended; often ending in broken merchandise, death, or near death experiences.

Buyer: "I bought some cheap jack stands on the internet for 20 bucks, ten seconds after I lowered my car on them they broke, could've killed me!"

Friend: "Damn, that could have been an example of Amazonian Darwinism right there. Almost Harbor Freight level."

by Lord Hammercy MD March 23, 2023