hand-held darkness eliminator

An awesomely descriptive name for a flashlight (or torch if you hail outside the United States).

Peter: Hey Steve, would you be so kind as to let me borrow your flashlight?

Steve: Oh, you mean my hand-held darkness eliminator? You can on the condition that you swear to guard and protect it with your life, for its powers are unmeasurable and should not be toyed with by mere mortals!

Peter: So. . . does that mean it's like solar powered or something?

by JDMGio March 26, 2011

sharpie darkie

putting the core (ink) of a sharpie in your roommates shower head, thus turning him a darker shade.

A sharpie darkie dies someone a darker color than they normaly are. A great way to punk someone who passes out early in there own house.

by washburn September 9, 2008

DarkLacrima

An extremely boring person, who still thinks they’re cool or worth something
They make groups to make friends and hook up with younger people. His group members are horny teenagers, or toxic.

I stayed away from DarkLacrima

by baksjsnsoo May 19, 2020

choking a darkie

Taking a crap. Pooping. Shitting.

Oh man, after that meal I really need to choke a darkie.

by Aladdin Sane May 13, 2005

Armies of Darkness

The Armies of Darkness is a compound wording for the German Army (Wehrmacht). It is just like the expression "Nazi Army" a word to "strengthen" the evilness and the badness of the German soldiers.

Indiana Jones III: The Last Crusade

"If we don't stop them from taking the Holy Grail the Armies of Darkness will run over Europe!"

by The_Emperor July 14, 2009

Fuzzy Darkness

the condition of dimming the lights that results when a man mounts on top in the 69 position and flops his ball bag over his companion's eyes.

i gave that swamp donkeyfrom last night the ol' fuzzy darkness and i think she got some stink pink eye

by kingkoot August 18, 2004

Darkness Situation

A particular point in time in which the you inside has died and is replaced with an all consuming void of suffering. Usually occurs at the beginnings and ends of academic terms.

"this semester fucked me up man."
"yeah, we've got a real darkness situation here"

by the sneaky snake May 3, 2018