North Dakota Baseball Bat

Verb: The act of shitting in a used condom and freezing it overnight. The next day use the frozen turd as a weapon to bludgeon your smart ass girlfriend until she shuts up and proceeds to blow you.

Person 1: How did Kelsey get that black eye?

Person 2: It's likely that Scott gave her the North Dakota Baseball Bat!
FACT: Scott keeps 10 North Dakota Baseball Bats (NDBB's) in his freezer at all times!

by Hemmerhoidal Premisis February 5, 2009

North Dakota Napalm

An act of covering someone in gasoline, and then beating them severely with a blunt object that is on fire.

Did you hear dave got north dakota napalmed?

by toho1212 May 4, 2009

Dakota

A goddess in Cherokee religion. She was a female goddess who's skin was pale and had hair in strands of red. She was beautiful and glowing with positive aura. Scholars believed that she was a European who was lost in the sea and ended up in the east cast. She was known for her kindness and caring nature, hence helping the Cherokee survive in harsh winters with teaching them to farm instead of hunting. She was known for her eyes, for they changed colors. To the Cherokee, this was a key fact that she was indeed a goddess, colors varied from Blue, Green, and grey. She was a major religious icon for the Cherokees throughout their years, this also influenced the passive and kindness towards the white men who came from the new world.

She's just as beautiful and Kind like Dakota
Praise Dakota for her passive and kind nature.

by brenttano11 May 23, 2010

Dakota

Dakota’s are very good friends. They love playing sports and are often really good at it. Some Dakotas are tall and some are short. She if very confident but also very shy. You can trust her to keep her secrets. Dakotas often are very hard on themselves for not being good enough or pretty enough like people around them, but their friends know that She is very pretty. If Dakotas start to catch feelings for you she will make it very obvious, And once she falls for you it’s hard for her to let you go. She will respect your privacy and will help you with your problems. Dakota tried her best to keep a smile on hey face and stay positive. Dakota are often smart people. Dakota are also weird and funny but in a good way. If you are with a Dakota there is a good chance you will have a good laugh and leave with a smile. If you are in a relationship with a Dakota show her love and attention she will love it. If you have a Dakota in your life hold on to her and keep in touch with her because she will protect and be your best friend.

Boy1 : that girl keeps on looking at me and looking away

Boy2: she probably likes you it obvious

Girl 1: wow she is pretty

Girl2: i know that’s Dakota

Girl1: I wish I could be like her

Girl 2 : I know me too!

by Volleyball flyers February 20, 2021

North Dakota

Drunkest state in the union according to Newsweek. Also home to the drunkest city in the country, Fargo.

You need to have a large liver to live in North Dakota.

by Cirrhosisboy August 6, 2018

South Dakota Four

A female that is 5 foot 4, medium build, flat like a 2x4, piss blonde hair and a face only a blind mother could love

Did you see that South Dakota Four sitting at the table behind us?

Did you know that dude slept with a South Dakota Four last night?

by Micro penis Paul February 6, 2019

Dakota

Dakota is a sweet boy to everyone he will talk to every one but once he figures out that you like him then he wont talk to you, you cant tell if he likes you or not.
He does have the balls to come up and talk to you. sometimes but hardly rarley. If he likes you back he will just stare. He is athletic and hangs out with guys that play the same sport as him and other girls. Hes hard to get. He is laid back and has a sence of humor.

Girl #1- OMG go talk to him.
Girl #2- no!!
Girl#1 why not?
Girl #2-because he likes me and now im afraid to talk to him.
Girl#1-OMG, your such a dakota.
Girl #
Girl#2

by softballandsoccergirl February 3, 2010