porn customer

what a porn star calls someone who watches their porn

"Hey guys guess what?! I got my first porn customer yesterday!"

by yourfreakingmom April 12, 2016

urban customer

A "scary" black or latino male looking to spend some money.

"Who usually shops here?"
"We get alot of urban customers"

by YungStacks February 18, 2017

Pretentious customer

Usually a very petty person with a limited point of view and absolutely no patience. One that thinks that the express lane is only for them!

A pretentious customer is one to think it is okay to cut in front of everyone with a full cart through the speed lane because they don't want to wait in that long line over there. I'm a special snowflake.

by Linit March 29, 2017

ultimate customer experience

When a company or organization provides customer service that exceeds all expectations and you walk away feeling like a pretty princess. Abbreviated as UCE.

I just went to the scooter shop and had the ultimate customer experience.

by babouarcher June 30, 2017

Big Customer

When someone loves strawberry Oak milk so much he becomes a Fitzy

“Man I’m such a big customer I have that toilet a blasting after”

by Marqueefa October 25, 2017

Big Customer

Ya main customer when ya selling drugs.

"You tryna meet my boy, hes bouta pick up a couple zips real quick hes one of my big customers."

by Alcohol n juuls August 13, 2018

Grumpy Customer

A really big dump, that may or may not be currently slamming against your rectum.

Hey guys, I'd love to help you, but I've got one hell of a grumpy customer right now. It requires my full attention.

by walrusnuts November 18, 2020