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Extreme cupcake soccer 

A game in which a cupcake is placed on a table with goals on each side. Then, you must take out your penis and begin trying to hit the cupcake into the opponents goal with your penis. Every goal you give up, you must take a shot of a hard liquor. If you lose (the winning score may vary) then the loser must eat the cupcake that was used in the game, after it is covered in the victor's semen. For girls who want to play, they may wear strap-on's.

The origin of this game is when two guys decided to make a challenge involving the most extreme of games, varying from extreme cartwheel game, to extreme gay chicken. One guy came up with this, and won the game when the loser of the competition, as well as the game mentioned above, refused to eat the inseminated cupcake.
Guy 1: Wanna play some Extreme cupcake soccer?

Guy 2: No, I always lose, and I hate the taste of semen!
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A person you love or care for. Someone you can cuddle with.
BF: hey cupcake ;)
GF: hey babe
someone who acts too sensitive and childish, mainly used on stan twitter
“did you see zoe’s layout? it makes her look like such a cupcake”
cupcake by dwvibe April 1, 2020
To pay more attention to your girlfriend, or any "non-slut," over your friends. Variation: crossing the principle of "bros before hoes"
Cupcake by af08 October 27, 2006

cupcake eater 

A morbidly obese person who eats nothing but the most unhealthy food, watches TV all day, and has no idea what is really going on in the world around them.
My neighbor is such a cupcake eater, she can barely make it up the stairs to her third floor apartment.
cupcake eater by frosthazard's wife September 12, 2010

CupCake Stan 

A CupCake Stan is someone who is so sweet and loving towards their bias, they often get offended at the littlest of things towards their bias but they show a lot of love and support.
Eg.
"She's such a cupcake stan"
"She's so sweet and protective"
CupCake Stan by Misskawaiigirl August 24, 2017

The Round Cupcake

this is what it is called when a man who has no pubic hair put his penis into a women who has a forest of hair growing in and around her vagina.
"Last night I experienced the round cupcake four times"
The Round Cupcake by Hopf December 22, 2004