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The Crocodile 

The crocodile is when a person puts their thumb, index finger and middle finger into a woman's cooter, while at the same time sliding their ring and pinky fingers into her pooper. It's basically the next generation of the shocker (two in the juice, one in the caboose)...but it adds a little more pleasure to the spocker. This method of pleasure is named the crocodile because once the fingers go their directions, the hand resembles a crocodile with it's gaping maw.
For some reason, I've been giving out a lot of crocodiles lately...guess all those shockers we gave out in the 90s really loosened things up for The Crocodile to proliferate
The Crocodile by 960xxx October 22, 2018
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The crocodile 

When a guy gives oral to a woman while sitting on his face. When all you see is the eyes just like a crocodile in a lake.
Damn baby tonight I want you to sit on my face while I do the crocodile on you.
The crocodile by DJ REK-1 June 17, 2018

In a while crocodile 

The correct way to respond to "see you later alligator". Saying "after a while crocodile" is lame and incorrect and anyone who says it is shiesty
Doug: "I've gotta go take a shit. See you later alligator"

Kelsey: "In a while crocodile"
In a while crocodile by suckitdoug September 22, 2011

Angry Crocodile 

When a man ejaculates deep at the bottom of a womans throat, this causes the woman immense anger and frusration resulting in her biting down hard on the base of the mans penis
She's a bit of an angry crocodile, wont be going near her again for a while
Angry Crocodile by SThomson March 9, 2009

lightsabre, crocodile, mime 

A humorous variation of Paper, Scissors, Stone.
The light sabre beats the crocodile which beats the mime, which beats the LS.
Hand otions are as follows: LS- typical Star Wars, with optional 'vwoom'-vwoom' sounds.
Crocodile: Clap with the hands together at the wrists.
Mime: the 'hands against the piece of glass' pose.

Of course, these follow the P,P,S maraca introduction.
Hey Eric, fancy a game of Lightsabre, Crocodile,Mime?

Yeah, OK.

In a while, Crocodile 

A informal way to say you're leaving. Usually said after, "See you later, Alligator" but before, "Not to soon, Baboon."
Charlie: "Welp, I gotta go. My mom said be home by five thirty and it's already past that. See you later, Alligator."

Anthony: "In a while, Crocodile."

Charlie: "Not too soon, Baboon."

after awhile crocodile 

A way of saying goodbye, followed by another person saying "see you later alligator". Can also be said "In a while crocodile".