Ass crickets

When you have ass crickets, you are jumpy or nervous. Also to say irrelevant things.

Were you saying something, or was it the ass crickets again?

by Cleatus March 9, 2003

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moon cricket

A member of the afrocentric persuasion.

I was lost in the dark, luckily the teeth of that moon cricket showed me the way.

by Carl Panzram Jr. May 27, 2004

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Noun. Object. Rolled bits of toilet paper stuck on your pubes due to unsatisfactory wiping techniques. Can also be called "cootie crickets" as in the old sled dogg song "crotch cooties and cooter crickets forever."

Go take a bath babe, you're crawlin with cooter crickets!

by ginger petunia November 29, 2003

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cricket legs

A game played with a partner in which both naked individuals rub their legs together under the bed sheets.

After a few glasses of wine, we got into bed and played cricket legs all night.

by snowsamarai April 9, 2012

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wolf cricket

The wolf cricket with its long bushy tail can be kinda retarded like the people who call it a wolf cricket known to get hit by cars... a lot

and also known as a squirrel

Look there pa it’s a gosh damn wolf cricket!!

by Wolf cricket January 15, 2020

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