Cranberry Milkshake

the act of eating/drinking the mixture of your cum and period blood from a woman's vagina while trying to eat her out

"Dude last night was fucking sick my girlfriend made me drink her cranberry milkshake!"

"Oh my God thats fucking disgusting! Did you like it? Hahaha!"

by ohmygodimgod April 30, 2010

cranberry juice

Blood. Called cranberry juice because it's the the red liquid you get at a cocktail party if it goes on too long.

When I visited your mom, I got so into our cocktail party that I lost track of time and stayed until she started giving me cranberry juice.

by Private Long September 23, 2006

cranberry

a complete and utter idiot

"hey why you gotta be a cranberry"

by Anonymous March 11, 2003

cranberry surprise

Any unnamed alcoholic beverage.

Dude this tastes like shit what is it?
Cranberry surprise.

Dude! this is so good, what is it?
Cranberry surprise!

Dude... This tastes like carrots... What is it?
CRANBERRY SURPRISE

by yayeah April 17, 2006

Cranberry Juice

It means to be salty while playing league of legends.

wow dude why are you acting like cranberry juice?

by xbottle01 March 30, 2022

White Cranberry Peach

The act of taking a large amount of tiny bloody shits into the spread lips of a dead girl (no more than 36 days dead) and then proceeding to fuck it like there is no tomorrow. Protection is NOT required.

It can also mean ejaculating onto or into a bloody vagina, followed by urinating into the same cavity, mixing with tongue, creating a nice concoction with similar appearance to the "White Cranberry Peach" flavor fruit juice.

Man: I totally gave your sister a White Cranberry Peach last night!
Woman: She was fucking cremated you twat!

by Zehn Fjire Tjie June 14, 2015

Sprite cranberry

This means one of your bestfriends will be addicted to this and you won't be able to take it from them and they will not share with you ever.

your bestfriend:GIVE ME THAT FUCKING SPRITE CRANBERRY BITCH

by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 6, 2019