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Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter!

A phrase commonly screamed at people who are taking way too much time shitting.
"Pinch the loaf" - is where you pinch your turd off in mid-poop, to hurry.
"wipe the counter" - is where you wipe your ass with haste.
Person 1 has been sitting in the bathroom shitting for an hour.
Person 2: "Pinch the loaf and wipe the counter! We have got to get to the meeting!"
Person 1: "ALRIGHT GOD DAMNIT!"
by Mrs. Hankey June 5, 2010
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counter strike

Counter-strike was created by a man named gooseman who was a big fan of action quake and action quake II and wanted to see it brought to half-life. Even though a very crappy version of Action Half-life was made, CS remained the true succesor. It plays as counter-terrorists vs. terrorists and generally the objectives play as recover the hostages or plant the bomb.

Lately though there has been an overwhelming amount of hackers in the game who destroy it. Allthough when you find a good server it can be a very enjoyable game.
I am gonna go play some Counter strike tonight why dont you bring your PC and well make a lan party out of it
by FragUPlenty September 30, 2006
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Anti-Racism Counterculture

The word for the enivitable counterculture that all this #BlackLivesMatter stuff will spread due to it being everywhere, that will only serve to better spread racism. Sometimes its best to forgive and forget.
Paul: Ugh, you know all this #BlackLivesMatter stuff that is everywhere will only lead to more racism.

Jake: You talking about Anti-Racism Counterculture?
by IndependentTruths June 5, 2020
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Counter Strike

Counter strike is a First Person Shooter that includes moderate graphics and is on the pc
Guy 1: you wanna play COD?
Guy 2: Naaa i wanna Play Counter Strike
by SUPER_SHORTY!!!!!!!!!!! October 8, 2010
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Dickdown Countdown

A small and limited period of time where one engages in as much sexual contact with as many partners as possible.
I'm leaving the country in a month so I am going on a dickdown countdown.
by adamnmn86 May 13, 2010
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counterfeit fag

A guy who hangs out at gay bars pretending to be gay. His Modus Operandi is to trick an unsuspecting female patron into thinking he has never been with a woman before and that she'll offer to be his first. A pathetic creature to say the least. Sometimes the joke ends up being on him as the odds of bringing home a transtesticle have increased ten-fold.
Female- Do you come here often?
CF- All the time. I'm gay you know.
Female- Ever been with a woman before?
CF- 500 men but not a single woman
Female- Do you want to try it?
CF- I don't know if it's me or the Wine Cooler talkin' But Yeah I'd like to try it.

later at the motel

CF( reaching into female skirt upon grabbing hold of a hairy set of nuts)
You ain't a woman!!!
Female(now male) What kind of fag reaction is that!! Your not a fag after all. I know where you hang out wait til I tell your friends.
by Tommy R May 29, 2005
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Counter-Strike: Global Offensive

Эй , вы собираетесь в Counter-Strike: Global Offensive турнир в эти выходные ?
by twilight the fat wizard July 29, 2016
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