conway

1) noun. A girl with nappy hair
2) verb. To exhibit an act of utter craziness.

1) Guy 1: Dude check her out.
Guy 2: Sick - what a conway.

2) Guy 1: Shoot - she's going all conway on my ass!
Guy 2: She so crazy!

by Andrew08 July 15, 2008

Conrad

Someone who joins stupid high school gangs and wears lame clothes in the hope of gaining popularity.
Ironically, it is these things which cause them to lack popularity.

God, he's such a conrad.

That guy should really give up. So conrad.

by uih8 December 16, 2008

Conrad

gay

guy #1: bro ru gay
conrad: yea lol

by urmomgaycelina September 5, 2021

Dirty Conrad

Before having sexual intercourse with a woman...or man. The person goes down to the receivers ass and proceeds to spread the cheeks of the receiver's. Then the person places his or her face into the dirty ass of the the receiver and rubs their mouth and chin up and down from left to right in a motorboat fashion in order to get feces residue all around the chin and mouth area. The person then pulls their head out and should have a mustache and beard appearance made of feces. The person should then scream out "What Would You Do For A Klondike Bar?!"

"Dude,Jay gave the Beav a serious Dirty Conrad last night, he still has the residue left over!"

"I heard that Calvin let some guy give him a Dirty Conrad and the guy was a spitting image of Conrad!"

by Bruceleeroy September 20, 2007

Conradie

Conradie, one of the weird names, I mean they are very loyal, they can be complete idiots at times but, the rest of the time they are pretty legit!

Dang, that Conradie is weird but so cool too!

by Baka._.Senpai_Trash April 18, 2018

Conrad the dad

Conrad the dad is a god in the religion of Conrad. He is the smexiest man in the heavens/hells and people who worship him are also freaking smexy. Addy is his only child, and she's a babe.

Person 1: Conrad's a dad
Person 2: CONRAD THE DAD'S A DAD

by Leader of the cult of Conrad July 9, 2018

Conrad

A sweet sweet boy, who doesn’t like any girl, Is really sexy. People think he is shy at first by then later you find out you are in love with him, but he doesn’t have a crush on you. HA!

Me: Hey Conrad, you are so sweet
Conrad: Shut up

by Pony Horse May 30, 2019