Mentally Constipated

1. So full of shit nothing credible can get in.
2. Just won't let go of the bullshit.

Usually caused by propaganda and or confirmation bias.

He's mentally constipated in that he still believes regardless of fact, the election was stolen.

by Lexxster August 1, 2022

Emotionally Constipated

Emotionally Constipated refers to someone who struggles to express deep-seated emotions, keeping feelings like love or anger bottled up inside. It's a witty way to describe those who find themselves unable to articulate their emotions, leading to an emotional 'blockage'.

He's got so much love for her, but can't express it. The guy's totally emotionally constipated.

by Saikonaut December 28, 2023

One consistent variable

You don't know how many consistent variables there are and if I had video evidence of a consistent variable that wasn't me you would hack the product ordering system of my place of employment and then all of the people I spoke about online would get fired or transferred within a month.

Hym "You're presupposing that there's only one consistent variable. You can't possibly believe there are not externally imposed circumstances. 'BuT yOu CaN't Do AnYtHiNg AbOuT tHoSe BeCaUsE iT cOuLd ReQuIrE mE tO dO sOmEtHiNg I dOn'T wAnT tO' Fucking garbage."

by Hym Iam December 30, 2023

Chinese consulate

A fun place where teens go to hang out and relax.

Example 1:
Teen A: What should we do this afternoon?
Teen B: Let’s go stand in a line at the Chinese Consulate.
Teen A: What an exciting and wonderful idea!

Example 2:

I hope the Chinese consulate approves my expensive visa application.

Example 3:
I typed this while standing in a line at the Chinese consulate.

by Nice_marmot December 6, 2023

Non-Consistent Logic

The meta-logical framework that doesn't even try to maintain consistency, embracing contradiction as a fundamental feature rather than a bug. Non-consistent logic observes that human reasoning, natural language, and real-world systems are riddled with contradictions that we navigate daily without issue. You can believe in free will and determinism simultaneously, hold political views that don't perfectly align, and love someone while being angry at them. Non-consistent logic doesn't resolve these contradictions; it just notes that they exist and that reasoning continues anyway. It's the logic of "I contain multitudes," of holding two opposing ideas in mind without losing the ability to function, of being okay with not making sense.

Example: "He explained non-consistent logic to his therapist: 'I both want to be in this relationship and want to leave. I'm committed and ambivalent. I love her and resent her. These aren't contradictions to resolve; they're just what I feel.' The therapist said that sounded like being human. He said that was non-consistent logic—the logic of being a person, which is never as tidy as a syllogism."

by Dumu The Void February 15, 2026

Enforced Consistency Fallacy

The fallacy of demanding consistency in situations where consistency doesn't matter, where logic isn't the primary framework, or where different contexts legitimately call for different approaches. Common in political and social debates: "You criticized X, but you support Y—hypocrite!" The demand for perfect consistency ignores that humans are contextual, that principles interact, and that life requires judgment, not algorithmic uniformity.

"You say we should help the homeless but also support economic growth—that's inconsistent!" That's Enforced Consistency Fallacy. Those goals might conflict sometimes; they might also complement. Life isn't a logic puzzle—consistency isn't the highest virtue, and demanding it is often a way to avoid engaging with complexity."

by Dumu The Void February 28, 2026

A consistent standard

You need to apply a consistent standard.

Hym "You're not applying a consistent standard and you don't have a right to do this. You have to on some level understand that I don't just have to accept this as 'my life' and leave your kids out of it. You're wrong to do this and you cannot be allowed to use this against people without consequence. But I can threaten your kids without there needed to be any consequence. You kids lives do not matter more than mine and I'm not going to apologize to you. Make a statement or else. This is the way it needs to for me to agree to not murder your kids over this and I'm not accepting any conditions or contingencies."

by Hym Iam July 18, 2025