Connected, No Internet

One of the most annoying things to happen when connecting to wifi.

Bob "Aight, been a long day let's watch something on my laptop"
Connected, No Internet
Bob "I hate my life"

by Blob the Gamer March 25, 2021

Cute Connection

A lame dude's way of describing fate or serendipity of a romantic nature.

Bro 1: Hey dude, you'd never believe it - I saw the girl I'm supposed to be dating while driving through a National Park! Such a cute connection.
Bro 2: No way?! But seriously, call it a cute connection again and I'll knock your teeth out and stitch you a pair of balls with it.

by The One and Only Count September 24, 2018

Connection Rape

The moment when you need your motherfucking-homie-internet-connection the most but it instead prefers to freaking backstab your ass and dies.

Gregpaulande: dude, I was sitting in my exam and wanted to google this shit to answer the shitass question and guess wtf happened?

AnDe: OMG what ?

Gregpaulande: connection rape af

by HugeCockLittleBrainAndy February 2, 2017

The Connect: Dejavu

An EP by MONSTA X that you should definitely listen to. The album consists of 7 songs. Jealousy, Destroyer, Fallin', Crazy in Love, Lost in the Dream, If Only, & Special. Once you listen to this album, you'll be just as obsessed with it as I am.

Person 1: Have you heard The Connect: Dejavu by MONSTA X?

Person 2: YES! it's one of my favorite mini albums by them!

STAN MONSTA X

by joohoney_my_honey October 8, 2023

severed the connection

This term refers to any friendship or relationship that has disappeared. It can describe a feeling of being lost or incomplete. This term is used as an example of a metaphorical or literal "passing on" of someone you valued; someone that you wish you had gotten to know or spent more time with.

Hansel left bread crumbs to find his way, but those pesky birds severed the connection

by morphologicalfreedom October 13, 2013

xbox connect

A program that you can use to avoid using xbox live to play online by "tricking" your xbox into thinking it's playing a system link game with someone. It sounds good at first: I mean Halo 1 online? cool, right? no. this entire community is overrun with the lowest of the low. Poor nerds, mostly hispanic, which accounts for the god-awful amount of lag. Apparently it's legal, but I have no idea how...

Marco: ey esse, i dont got da pesos for xbox live, wanna play dis shit instead?
Jose: yea mang, let's go steal a router or whatever the gringos call it

by Dr Pimp July 27, 2005

Connect 4

Using one's imagination only, it's when an individual beats his meat furiously and nuts 4 times in a row with no breaks in between.

"So, my Wifi was down for the whole day, and I nutted 4 times in a row." - Damien
"Wait, you had no Wifi? How did you do it?" - Gill
"With my imagination." -Damien
"Wow, you pulled a Connect 4." - Gill

by AnAwesomeBoii August 6, 2019