Confidence

1. A façade intended to attract and persuade prospective ladies to march to the rhythm of a man’s libido.
2. A telltale sign of blind ignorance.

"I have no confidence in a man of confidence."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Conference Kissing

...where more than two people are involved in kissing each other simultaneously. Like a 3-way-call or a conference call, they performed a conference kiss.

They got so wasted last night and were conference kissing.

by Tariq&Derek December 22, 2008

Conference Room Confidence

In the business world, an inflated sense of the right decisions having been made because the decisions were made in a group setting and then bolstered by self-congratulatory remarks.

Look out now. The H.R. dept has just emerged from a four hour meeting. With that kind of conference room confidence, they are ready to roll out the slashing of additional employee benefits.

by IndySparkPlug August 19, 2010

Delusional Confidence Syndrome

A feeling of great determination one feels to work their hardest to achieve straight A's for the next quarter/semester that inevitably falls short due to procrastination and/or lack of willpower.

Student #1: My roommate went out and bought a bunch of binders and dividers and paper, rambling on about how organized and hard working he's going to be next quarter.

Student #2: Mine too. Looks like that Delusional Confidence Syndrome is going around..

by DanTheManMan August 30, 2010

conference

a gathering of professionals to learn new stuff, at least that is what you tell the wife. then you go and get drunk and fool around with your co-workers. known as a 'c'

bob(boss)-did you learn anything at the conference?
workers-smile, more than you would like to know!

by lo dawg January 23, 2007

Confidence

If someone is confident it doesn’t mean they are full of themselves they just know there self worth and don’t take shit from anyone who brings them down

I’m A confident independent women with heels higher than your standards .Thats what i call confidence boob boo

by Slaying queen 💁‍♀️🔥 August 12, 2018

conference

Company slang for 'Drunken Shag-Fest'

Boss: "Hey Dave how was the conference?"
Dave: "Conference?! What the hell is a conference? I think you meant Shag-Fest"

by Mackem July 3, 2007