Goodsoil Combine Crusher

a sex position originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. Where a girl is getting spun around on the dick and gets mangled and torn apart by the man going barbaric on her.

I wanna give that girl a “goodsoil combine crusher”

by poopyballsackundies November 27, 2023

Goodsoil Combine Crusher

A sex position, originating in Goodsoil, Saskatchewan. It is where the girl gets spun around on the dick and the man goes absolutely barbaric and mutilates her and tears her apart

man i wanna give that girl the goodsoil combine crusher

by poopyballsackundies December 3, 2023

Scooberian Combine

A bunch of retarded 12-year-olds who think they are in the Combine. It is most likely that NONE of them have played Half Life more than once- If it all. They are a group on roblox and for some shitty reason their announcements on discord aren't even visible.

Half-Life Fan: "Hey have you heard of the Scooberian Combine?"
12-Year-Old: "Yeah, it's the best!"
Somewhat Intelligent Person: "No the fuck it isn't."

by The real Benjamin Earthmover December 8, 2024

Relativistic Computing

The ultimate overclocking, achieved not by better chips, but by manipulating the flow of time itself. This involves placing a computer processor (or the entire data center) in an extreme gravitational field or accelerating it to a significant fraction of light speed. From the computer's perspective, time passes normally, allowing it to perform calculations. But from the outside, its time is slowed, meaning it can solve problems that would take millennia in just a few years of external time. It's brute-forcing complex problems by giving the computer a temporal head start relative to the rest of the universe.

Example: "Folding@home got an upgrade. They launched a server cluster into a close solar orbit, using relativistic computing. From Earth, it took them three years to crack protein folding. From the server's perspective, it had over thirty years of dedicated processing time to solve it."

by Dumuabzu January 29, 2026

Creative Computing

A paradigm of computing focused on creativity—using computational systems not just for calculation, automation, or optimization but for genuine creative expression and innovation. Creative Computing would combine AI's generative capabilities with human creativity in new ways: systems that collaborate with humans in creative work, that generate novel ideas for human refinement, that expand the space of what's creatable. The frontier where computers stop computing and start creating.

"I gave the system my rough sketches and musical themes. It came back with a complete multimedia piece that extended my ideas in directions I hadn't imagined. That's Creative Computing—not a tool, but a collaborator. Not just executing, but creating alongside."

by Nammugal March 4, 2026

Spacetime Computing

A speculative form of computation that exploits the geometry of spacetime itself—using wormholes, time dilation, or quantum gravity effects to perform calculations beyond classical or even quantum limits. Spacetime computing might involve sending results back in time (closed timelike curves) to solve problems instantly, or using the curvature of spacetime to create exotic computational architectures. While firmly in the realm of thought experiments (and paradoxes), it touches on deep questions about computability, causality, and the nature of physical laws. It asks whether the universe’s structure could itself be harnessed as a computer.

Example: “The time‑travel computer would send the answer back to before the calculation started—a spacetime computing paradox that challenges our understanding of cause and effect.”

by Dumu The Void March 28, 2026

Relativistic Computing

The art of exploiting the freaky time and space distortions predicted by Einstein's Special Relativity to make computers do wild shit. The core idea: if you move a processor or memory at a significant fraction of light speed relative to another part of the system, time literally slows down for the fast-moving part (time dilation). This could let you perform ultra-fast calculations from a slower-moving observer's perspective or solve problems where synchronization is fucked by relativity.

Example: Imagine a financial trading AI hosted on a satellite in a super-fast orbit. From Earth's perspective, its clock ticks slower. It could run millions more simulated market scenarios in what feels like a blink of an eye down here, executing trades before its earthbound competitors even finish booting up. Alternatively, a "relativistic blockchain" where consensus is achieved by comparing timestamps from nodes moving at different velocities, making it unhackable unless you can mess with the fabric of spacetime itself. It's Relativistic Computing.

by Abzugal January 24, 2026