Spell coconut

When a girl is using her hips to spell out the word “coconut” while riding a guys dick

Katie used the technique called “spell coconut” on my dick for an easy nut

by Clarahs dumb July 17, 2019

colon spelunking

The act of anal sex.

What that girl needs is a good colon spelunking.

by C.S. Lewis Jr. September 4, 2004

coconut jiggle

The female version of the rattlesnake wiggle: when a topless woman swings her chest back and forth in your face, causing both her breasticles to make smacking noises as they slap against your cheeks.

His girlfriend gave him a coconut jiggle this morning after she got out of the shower.

by Mudbone January 31, 2008

coconut custom

A hodgepodge of gizmos that are expected to work flawlessly together as a mode of transportation. Cobbled together parts that vaguely resembles transportation. Tricked out shit that defies logic. Customization beyond custom.

I can't believe that your motorcycle even works, its a total coconut custom. Did you use a hammer to fit those parts together on your coconut custom?

by Capt. Sweatypants November 5, 2009

colon slug

A person who is far up the ass the management and only comes out to leave a shit trail on the work of everyone.

He's the chief operating officer's colon slug.

by CoffeeSommelier March 14, 2010

coconads

an extremely large set of balls. A portmanteau of the word coconuts and gonads.

Heavens above Felix. That gentleman has a small todger but look at the girth of his coconads.

by leopolis July 7, 2010

Coconut Bus

A people mover or van that is always full of loads of pacific island natives on New Zealand roads. The vast majority of them are missing their WoF and/or registration. Most of the drivers don't even have licences to drive and don't wear safety belts. They emit gases from both the exhaust and from inside the vehicle due to the large consumption of KFC every Sunday after church.

Person 1: "Do you want KFC for lunch?"
Person 2: "Nah, the drive thru and car park are clogged with coconut buses."

by freddy_boi November 22, 2011