cockn't

The word "cockn't" means "you have no dick".Or,it can be used when chopping off somebody's dick.

Situation 1
Person 1: Wow, I'm the best
Person 2: Cockn't
Person 1: Thanks for reminding me I don't have testicles >:(
Situation 2
Person 3: Wow,I'm so cool,everyone else sucks!
Person 4: COCKN'T *chops off Person 3's dick*
Person 3: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

by Memeadeen June 3, 2020

cockneyrhyming

whyed you search this up? did you mean cockney rhyming? no? stupid.

cockneyrhyming when someon spells cockney rhyming wrong
sentance

joe: have you heard of cockneyrhyming?

big fella:are you stupid? did you mean cockney rhyming?

by bread man32 October 14, 2020

cacon

A Bully

Your being really mean Cacon

by Landonisanidiot December 16, 2021

cockney

person from london's east end.
rhyming slang used in london's east end

eg: mate = china plate = china
and so mate = china

by bru January 30, 2004

Coconut Crab

The Coconut Crab. Possibly the scariest mutha f*ckin' crustacean that ever ruled The Seven Seas. It climbs Trees, Grabs a coconuts with a big-ass claw, Then drops to ground where it can eat it and other food such as nuts, fruits, and THE SOULS OF MANKIND! Coconut crabs tend to range in size from 16 inches to COLOSSAL DOOM! Despite being a crab it can't breathe underwater and Drowns. Instead of Lungs The Coconut Crab has a branchiostegal lung Which is a mix of Lungs and gills which proves its evolving to conquer Land and Sea. It has 10 legs freaky claws that allow it to climb upsi-freakin'-down, an unbreakable shell And Two Scary ass Claws, one Scarier assed than the other! The only way to protect oneself from this MONSTROSITY Is by living in a hot air balloon... Forever... Until you die. Yeah, Their that Freakin, Scary...

Toby: Hey! I just bought a hot air balloon!
Erik: Just in time too! Coconut crabs Are taking over the Planet!
(As Fire Engulfs the city the duo flee the city)
Toby: We made it! We'll Live forever!
Erik: Toby... I'm Secretly a coconut crab...
Toby: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

by B00G3RFAC3! August 2, 2012

Coconut mall

If you get coconut malled you getting owned by someone

NATHAN JUST GOT COCONUT MALLED

by Isayestothis February 8, 2021

Cockney Wanker

Person of London-sounding accent

"Oi, wainkah, wheres me fackin jellied eels"

"knees ap mavva braaan"

by Stevie October 16, 2003