Santa Claus complex

Someone that tries to treat a female special to make himself look wonderful, when really he's a monster beneath the surface.

That guy with the Santa Claus complex has a gift for you, he's not even trying to hide it. He is arrogant and aloof about his Santa Claus complex.

by The Original Agahnim July 04, 2021

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Biannual Santa Claus

Someone who comes down your chimney twice a year.

i.e. a sexual encounter that happens twice a year.

Biannual Santa Claus comes but twice a year.

by JohnnyBlueEyes November 23, 2011

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The Santa Claus Effect

When a fat man's belt face is facing down because their fat is pushing it down. Most common in school teacher substitutes or larger men that wear their belt to tight.

Dude our sub has The Santa Claus Effect going on right now. Ewwwww that's raunchy.

by penny pinchaa March 10, 2011

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Santa Claus's Beard

The art of decorating a loved one's chin with a copious dressing of creme de la creme, therefore leaving a remarkable resemblance to SANTA CLAUS'S BEARD

Hi Tony, took that girl out last night, and my god, did i give her a santa claus's beard to die for

by Golfito October 17, 2010

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Santa Claus That Hoe

a process in which a guy makes a hoe eat reindeer shit and then sits on her and says hohoho until she cant breath and dies. Then he throws her under the christmas tree, chews up some cum and cookies and spits it on her. The he wraps her and gives her to a kid as a present.

Guy 1: yo, he santa claus that hoe
Guy 2: really?
Guy 1: yea, a kid opened her on christmas morning and had a heart attack
Guy 2: wow!

by Power Surge November 06, 2007

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