Dick Clark it

The act of staying home on New Year's Eve to watch the ball drop with Dick Clark on tv during his (or Ryan Seacrest's) "New Year's Rockin' Eve" tv show. This act occurs when you don't have any parties to go to; when you don't want to stay out all night with the rest of the drunk crazies; or, when you just get too old to care about it anymore.

I'm not sure what my plans will be for New Year's Eve. I might just stay home and Dick Clark it this year.

by Cole1010 January 10, 2008

Lee Clarke

The ULTIMATE DICK HEAD
as soon as this name is mentioned people automatically think what a DICK

Antisocial Recluse
Middle aged bald man, who is a piss poor mechanic !

do you know Lee Clarke

by Mtzjon April 9, 2016

mrs clark

fat bitch

mrs clark is a fat bitch

by chase paul May 16, 2019

clarking

having sex with a woman and her daughters (named after former British member of parliament Alan Clark who revealed that he had slept with Valerie Harkess, the wife of a South African judge, and both of their daughters)

That Woody Allen was the first public figure discovered clarking

by British booty May 5, 2011

Clarke Cunt

Comicbook nickname for a rather clumsy fellow that wears glasses.

Ooh look, it's mild mannered Clarke Cunt....

by super147 July 15, 2011

patchy clark

a term given to an adolescent boy who has just resorted to heavily smoking dope to relieve stress or just pass the time

Kid 1- Why havent we seen mike around lately

Kid 2- i dont know man
Kid 3- he's becomng patchy clark more and more everyday!!!

by btown nk May 29, 2010

Clark Kenting

To wear glasses that you don't need, or different clothes than you normally do in order to obscure your true identity. So called for Superman's alter ego Clark Kent, who by the simple act of wearing glasses and a tie was somehow able to avoid people realizing they were the same person.

"Take a look at John, he's totally Clark Kenting it to impress that Jessica chick from his econ class."

"What do you mean?"

"He doesn't need glasses, that dude has 20/20 vision. He's just trying to look intelligent so she'll like him."

by fist taco February 24, 2010