Kermit Clapper

Where you freeze a cucumber and put it in a girl’s ass. Then after finishing from behind you take a swim fin and slap the cucumber with it.

I heard you like trying new things? Have you tried a kermit clapper with anyone?

by rushreptar303 April 24, 2024

Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 27, 2013

ass clapper 9000

When your friend slaps your ass so hard that the whole neighborhood hears it

Jack was being annoying so Dylan gave him the old ass clapper 9000.

by April 10, 2022

thigh clapper

A term to describe a person that claps their thighs together. It's also used to describe a person who practices the art of thigh clapping

Mira: *sees the word thigh clapper on buck's computer

Mira: Oh my god. Your a thigh clapper? I didn't know that.

Buck: What can I say? Back in nam, I was only shipped off with my thighs to defend myself.

by dxnelol July 02, 2018

thigh clappers

People with huge thighs that slap together when they walk.

Damn, Kim Kardashian is a total thigh clappers

by Iknowwutsup99 June 26, 2014

dong clapper

when you clap dem dong harder then getting punched by chuck norris

thats such a dong clapper moment

by dem bols February 14, 2024

Clapper rapper

The o'le clapper Rapper

The o'le clapper Rapper is when a aussie is haveing mild sex with a chick while screaming "oi oi you bloody cunt give me meh chips back yeh bastard".

by aussie man name jaun hernandez August 26, 2019