the clapper

to ejaculate into your cup chance to rub it into a cream and then clap your hands

he gave my grandma the clapper

by anonymous June 21, 2024

Knee Clapper

A rash looking STD you get when rubbing a mans penis inside the bend of someones knee.

1. Did you hear Joe gave Jamie the knee clapper on the church trip

2. My parents are going to kill me if they find out I have the knee clapper

by 2 girls half a brain September 26, 2013

Coochie clappers

McKenna, Tierney, Malia, and Jennas friend group. every time they see each other they find a Coochie and destroy it.

Example- friend ”did you see the coochie clappers today they looked so cool!”

You “I know they get all the coochie!!!”

by slutfotharry February 9, 2021

Fast Clapper

A very vigourous exercise involving some fast clapping

Quick come here for a fast clapper, it will make you not walk for a day

by Thefastclapper69 September 13, 2022

Californian clapper

The act of getting a pair of children's "clappers" , then using them to smack your female partners pussy until all of the water in her pussy comes out and the pussy becomes part of the drought.

Ever since I gave my wife a Californian clapper we have had to use lube because she has been dryer than the damn Sahara.

by ChimmyNCIsaac March 10, 2016

Cheek clapper Ken

When someone goes to the Barbie party and gets with multiple girls

Dan went to the party as cheek clapper Ken and cleaned up.

by Baking with bitches September 4, 2023

Thursday Clapper

A hypocrite who only pretends to care about someone/something to impress others, whilst secretly destroying it.

Origin:
In the UK during the Covid pandemic NHS staff & carers were dying because they were forced to work without proper protection.

Every Thursday at s a sign of support the nation stood on their doorsteps and clapped, and the the MP's directly responsible for the danger and underfunding did the same in front of the cameras and then carried on dismantling free healthcare and profiting from the crisis.

Did Naomi Campbell stop modelling fur after she did that massive anti-fur campaign?

Nah, she's just a Thursday Clapper

by Jemima True January 26, 2021