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circle jerk of biblical proportions

When project management goes any direction other than the intended.

E.g. 16 expensive consultant engineers discussing where to put the "Hazardous Materials" label on Little Boy.
Engineer 12#: "I think we should put it at the top since this is the first thing the enemy sees."
Paying stakeholder: "This is a circle jerk of biblical proportions"
by swaglord_mcmuffin August 21, 2024
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Brazilian Circle Jerk

When a bunch of Brazilian men jerk each other off in the back of a van.
Dude did you see that Rick Moranis looking dude by the hardwood floors van. He’s the guy who leads the Brazilian Circle Jerk in back of that hardwood floors van.
by Va Jay Jay Sinz October 26, 2025
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Manychat community is a damn circle jerk trying hard to do marketing without a single sale.
by mastori September 7, 2018
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Presidential Circle Jerk

A Presidential Circle Jerk is when you're the boss and you gather your subordinates around you to have them praise your amazing leadership, intelligence, and looks because in reality your ego is amazingly fragile and weak.
Uber CEO Travis Kalanick had a presidential circle jerk with his upper management today, stemming from a recent video of him arguing with an Uber driver.
by Fill My Cats June 13, 2017
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A blue ball circle jerk

This is a term used when you and 9 other men and women come together and jerk it in front of their children in order to educate them on the power of master bating. They then finish on their children with their fluids. The children will then sleep in these fluids to further grow their knowledge.
Sam: Hey John! Wanna have a blue ball circle jerk?

John: YES!!

Sam: Come on down kids!
by TheKnowledgeFullPerson September 15, 2024
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circle jerk

It is the act in which more than one person engages in jacking each other off as a form to relieve their sick fetishes.
"Yesterday, Ronnie and I engaged in a circle jerk."
by maddoxtheflavorfulcarror January 17, 2025
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Circle jerk

Circle jerk: The name comes from men jerking each other off in a circle.

And it's often used for people who fanboy over something and like to praise it a lot, and hate those who like the same thing but don't praise it enough.
CircleJerkPerson: i love Rick and Morty so much! you need 7000 IQ to understand it!

Normal fan: dude what lol? it's a great show but they fucked something something

CircleJerkPerson: Fuck you cunt!

Now the this fan looks for communities with people like them who jerk each other off by praising this show thus creating a Circle jerk.
by Saldsas_37 September 14, 2019
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