Chopped ass 

a very unattractive girl that a guy gets with when he is extremely horny.

Friend 1:“bro that girl was so ugly why did I get with her”
Friend 2: “haha, you got some chopped ass.”

Chopped ass by federalfred January 18, 2023

chopped salad

when u cut someones ass up hypethetically with ur dick

that bitch wouldn't cum so i gave her some chopped salad

chopped salad by sir nuts-a-lot March 9, 2008

chopped lover 

Similar to chopped liver, is having sex with someone when all other options are exasperated. Could also be used in place of friends with benefits.

Yeah we're having sex, but he's just chopped lover.

chopped lover by Laundromat August 24, 2016

chopped ass 

the stingy afterburn that results from lack of attention to severe swampass

it was so hot out yesterday, that after i mowed the lawn, my chopped ass kept me off of my feet all night.

chopped ass by Zimdaddy August 16, 2003

chopped up like a bag of dough 

A woman with a HUGE ASS. The kind that you can't look away from if you wanted to.

Damn son! Look at dat ass!
Shawty chopped up like a bag of dough!

chopped up like a bag of dough by Jtizzle01 February 8, 2010

chopped dick kink 

a kink someone may have;a sexual arousal from a chopped dick

Me:I want to fuck carrie but i'm not sure if she likes chopped dick
Megan:Well to be honest i have a little chopped dick kink ;)

chopped dick kink by x.m.n.r September 22, 2017

Chopped Off

Receiving a blowjob

"How did it go with that chick last night? Did she chop you off"

Chopped Off by DrCipher December 10, 2003