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cheddar facial 

The etymology of this word has been lost by historians, counter-intuitively the world also is not related to physical cheese or spa treatments.

A Cheddar Facial is used for people who need to supplement their scraggly facial hair designs with donated fecal matter from others, thus enhancing the luscious nature of an artificial mane.
Chichael- Bro, I have been trying for weeks to grow out facial hair to make me look like the evil burger king, but since I am a little boy in a mans body my facial hair comes in patchy and thin.

Chonny- I can help you with that, best friend, let me give you a Cheddar Facial!

::pluck puck, pinch pinch, draw draw::

Chichael- Wow Chonny thanks! Now I really look like my favorite fast food character!! and I smell just like your ear pit!
cheddar facial by Cup of Rice February 25, 2014

cheddar'd-up 

to have ingested copious amounts of cocaine
"Yo lets go dump sack"
"Nah man I'm too cheddar'd-up. I think my heart is gonna explode"
cheddar'd-up by cheddardaddy1868 August 27, 2016

cheddar bean 

Cheddar Bean is A Gimp who is actually a friend, someone you value for their stupidity
Alright Cheddar Bean, how ya doing?

Your mate is the Cheddar Bean
cheddar bean by boyo123 February 8, 2017

Cheddar Chad 

Someone who makes cheddar, every girl likes him and wants to fuck him. He's insanely good looking and is really athletic. He also is the crazy friend but is the chill one at times.
That kid is a Cheddar Chad

That's the Cheddar Chad friend
Cheddar Chad by Ballin201345 February 12, 2017

Cheddar bunny 

An Asian hooker
I fucked that cheddar bunny last night

cheddar skillet 

When a man with dick cheese performs anal on a man or woman.
I can't believe Justin doesn't wash his dong, he gave me a cheddar skillet!
cheddar skillet by Beefalot June 4, 2017