Caucaustic is the audacious mindset born from caucasity, combined with the insidious chemical reaction of a caustic agent. A caucaustic mindset is proud to be 14 on the pH scale. A caucaustic environment is inherently hypocritical.
Paisleigh & Tshadwick are caucaustic names when given to white children whose parents and their parents and grandparents before them refused to honor and respect the alternate spelling of brown kid names.
It is caucaustic to think racial relations are aided by being color blind.
It is caucaustic to think racial relations are aided by being color blind.
by Katkatkatkatattack April 24, 2023
Get the Caucaustic mug.Noun - Used to describe perma-fried, middle-class white guys who go to festivals as much as possible selling drugs, snacks, and glass at said festivals, much like wooks.
The festival was great, but it would have been way better if I wasn't being stopped by a Caucasian Shepherd every 20 steps.
by Giibbz July 28, 2023
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A white guy who is paid by foreigners to pose as various individuals like a businessman, or an ambassador, or a company figurehead. This is done so that the client's concern can seem more "prestigious" and "international" to locals.
"Brandon just got paid $500 bucks to go to India and pretend to be an American investor for a small Indian start-up so they can land a big contract."
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
"Goddamn, I wish someone would pay me to be a Professional Caucasian Life-Prop".
by RohanD March 26, 2011
Get the Professional Caucasian Life-Prop mug.The alternate for Real Nigga Hours but for respectful White gentlemen during the same time as Real Nigga Hours and also during 11:30-5:30 PM
"Did you each brunch during Respectful Caucasian Folk Hours today"? "Indeed good sir and it was quite tasty". " Ha ha indeed"!
by Jmoney$$814 July 11, 2016
Get the Respectful Caucasian Folk Hours mug.adj. A person who is pale and/or so fair skinned they would burn under a lightbulb.
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
You may be critically caucasion if, say, it’s beautiful outside, you want to enjoy the day so you lather on the SPF, head outside for an a couple hours running errands/playing with your kids/ a drive with the sunroof open.
The next day you wake up in pain, it hurts to move, your skin is so red and sore. You’ve got some weird tan lines and all you did was go outside yesterday!
Victim: “I got the worst sunburn yesterday. I applied sunscreen, stayed in the shade, wore a hat. I’m in so much pain...what did I miss?”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
Friend: “Well, you're critically caucasion. So there’s that...”
by Smileboo23 June 14, 2018
Get the critically caucasion mug.1. When a black man is consumed by white culture he has rejected his blackness.
2.when a nigga is being an Oreo
3.When a black person acts entitled when their really and ignore the harsh realities of the world.
4.Racist toward other black folk
5.Blending ing with white people
6. Absorbing white propaganda
7.Ignorant fool
8. Disconnected with their racial identity
2.when a nigga is being an Oreo
3.When a black person acts entitled when their really and ignore the harsh realities of the world.
4.Racist toward other black folk
5.Blending ing with white people
6. Absorbing white propaganda
7.Ignorant fool
8. Disconnected with their racial identity
A nigga was losing his goddamn mind, yet he saw this kid acting nice and polite and pleasing white and shit he call him a Black Caucasian. Light skinned muthafuka.
by Drago Nino December 20, 2022
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