Candle Asshole

Those people who have a closet full of seasonal candles and yet they go to major candle retailers every month and spend an ass load on MORE candles. They also say things like "you are supposed to sniff the lid, NOT the wax." They also think there is a right way and a wrong way to burn a candle.

"I have a dilemma, I want to buy a bunch of fall candles but I don't want to be one of those Candle Assholes..."

by Irina Redd September 8, 2016

Candle Eater

Hobo-slang sometimes used for the Russians.

Watch out for that candle eater, Vladimir.

by MBBart October 16, 2015

making a candle

When a guy sticks his penis in a woman's ear and it gets all waxy.

Tom: dang Jim, why were you yelling at your girlfriend on the phone?
Jim: we were making a candle last night and her hearing is a fucked up
Tom: that's waxy yo

by Dabsters November 16, 2016

Broman Candle

When a bro pinches off an orgasm so he can blow his load on several ladies.

Chad: Bro, did you get with those 4 chicks?
Tony: Yeah, bro. I totally broman candled those bitches.

by broboi69 June 3, 2016

candle person

Person who sit in the middle of the room and listens to everything going on and usually gots the answers

He a candle person he just sit and listen

by Doinkaholic November 4, 2020

beef candle

made famous by scott radio 1 large meaty cock with a lot of girth

my god you have a big beef candle

by miss street December 13, 2018

blow a candle

The last thing you do before you leave somebody.

"Touch me, blow a candle, go away" -Save me, Placid Disposition
He blew a candle and left everyone in the room.
I asked her for help and she has just blow the candles.

by Jamess432 November 16, 2019