Breast Press

The female version of the junk press. When a woman presses her breasts up against a man in the hopes of obtaining something. This has been seen in bars, hair salons, massage parlors and various other areas where females are known to appear.
I went to get a massage the other day, and the masseuse kept breast pressing me...I was at half-mast by the end of the massage!! I gave her a huge tip though, and I will defintely see her again.

I was washing this guys hair at work yesterday, and I used a breast press to get a bigger tip from him.

Betty totally just breast pressed that guy into buying her another drink!! I wish I had bigger tits so that I could do that.
by Tim, on behalf of Q100 January 21, 2009
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Hella pressed

i told her i ate all the pizza and she was hella pressed.
by tytytu September 17, 2012
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Bench Press

(v.) To lie flat on ones' back (although inclines and declines can be used to concentrate on a particular part of the pectorals) and push weights (usually a barbell) vertically upwards.

(n.) A bench designed for the above.
1) He tried to benchpress a bucket of paint and failed, crushing his head.

2)I replaced the chair and am writing this sitting ona bench press
by Gumba Gumba May 29, 2004
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small press

Non mainstream comics, often produced independently and on short runs.
by Tiny Molasses April 18, 2006
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Long Press

To provide another level of detail on a particular topic
Let m’s take a long press on this topic
by Long press dude May 6, 2018
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perm pressed

Boy who is stiff in bed. Brings the right amount of heat to keep the fibers intact. Freak in the sheets, but only after he has asked for permission. Rehearses answers to potential questions parents will ask. Likes a firm mattress. Would prefer beer in a glass. Travels with hand sanitizer. Brings girlfriend lunch at work. Law-abiding. Always puts the toilet seat down. Would never wear a sleeveless shirt to the gym. Not to be confused with pretentious. Strengths: reliable, trustworthy. Weaknesses: hates spontaneity.

Synonyms include: polished, rehearsed, robotic, scholarly

Antonyms: fuck boy, granola, sloppy
Because Benjamin was so perm pressed, he was excited to share all his new experiences with his friends, parents, and parents' friends when he returned home from his job in Washington D.C.
by permpress January 21, 2019
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The Boston Press

The act of pressing your bare butt cheeks against the inside of a car window while traveling down the road catching unsuspecting drivers off guard.
As we passed the family in the blue sedan, Parker pulled down his trousers and gave them The Boston Press.
by Mogob Knuckle-Dragger December 16, 2009
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