The bright parade

A clever organisation about having biblical music taste and instead of jesus we admire Johnny f**King marr. The official social media page for the bright parade posts indie memes that they actually made (unlike oasismaniaoffical.)

Person 1: noel > liam, hang the DJ!!
Person 2: you have biblical taste!! You should follow the bright parade on insta because you would like their posts.

Person one: thankyou fellow human.

by Jamietfan October 14, 2020

swagga so bright

a way of being that is too fly, too icy, too swagged out, too legit, too bossy, nothing is above

My swagga so bright is to the roof. No one has more swag or is cooler than me hoe.

by dunnbie July 29, 2012

Full bright yellow moon

The full bright yellow moon indicates the arrival of alien vampires from Jupiter. This event was rediscovered in the ashes of the library of Alexandria.

"Beware the vampires will come it is a full bright yellow moon"

by The prophecy of the shaolin March 14, 2025

bright eyed lion

some blonde bimbo who denies anything that’s remotely true and incriminating of herself

bright eyed lions sure is a retard

by pinchy1x August 11, 2023

Brightness

Hottest person ever

Do u know Brightness she’s so hot zavia likes her

by Cheeseche April 17, 2021

maddie bright

maddie has balls 😍😍 and is my Material girl maddie baddie

maddie bright is a slay sister shes also a ✨Material girl✨

by yass_queen May 28, 2022

Dr. Jack Bright

Director of Foundation Personnel. Somewhat amoral. Extremely loyal to the Foundation. May be ridiculous, may be terrifying; is certainly blunt. Attached to SCP-963, and is therefore immortal, using the body of whatever the amulet has last touched. His family has been associated with the Foundation (and other anomalous groups) since time immemorial. His younger brother is SCP-590 (which a few know); SCP-321 is a sister (which almost no one knows). At least two other relatives work for the Foundation at a high level. Several of Bright's discarded bodies — still possessing his personality and knowledge at time of separation from SCP-963 — have been put to work on secret Foundation projects. Bright possesses a desire to permanently die that he may not be conscious of; ironic, for he only became part of SCP-963 because he was trying not to die.

Researcher Bennett: Hey, who's that guy over there with the necklace?

Researcher Smith: Dude, is this your first day or something? That's Dr. Jack Bright!

by wowowowoowowo January 9, 2025