bollock toe

When a gentlemen's trousers are pulled up so high he creates the equivalent of a female camel toe.

Steve's bollock toe was perfectly formed this evening. His trousers were up to his waist!

by UrbanEntry April 7, 2016

Bollock Slap

When you get out the bath and your nads are dangling and dripping wet, then you thrust back and forth and the bollocks slap on the anus and tummy.

Standing naked, legs slightly apart, balls dangling and thrusting. Bollocks slap against the tummy and the arse simutaneously. Bollock Slap.

by RhysMac March 11, 2012

Swamp Bollock

A testicle (Bollock) that becomes attached to the inner-thigh, often due to hygiene mismanagement, that condemns a man to discomfort and entanglement until shower time.

Man, I need a shower like, right now, as this Swamp Bollock is giving me jip.

by Spoon-El of Krypton September 5, 2016

almighty bollocking

A beating so intense that you can almost see God. Queen Elizabeth gave such a beating to her grandson, Prince William, after he chased his cousin Zara into a lamppost which almost fell on her.

She came charging in and gave us the most almighty bollocking. I had learned to be careful in how I play.

by lodakabal September 17, 2022

Cyber-Bollocking

When you get told off by your parents/guardians on facebook or other social networking site.

Hey, Mike! Your mum just gave you a cyber-bollocking on your wall!

by Jiminator October 7, 2010

soft bollock

a translation of the well known french insult about the english

gypo segal is a soft bollock

by Dave Astbury October 13, 2007

Fizzy Bollocks

A sensation of tingling in the testes which persists after the cessation of the stimulus. Originally attributed to the pilots of hovercraft; sometimes used by skateboarders after skating for a prolonged period on an unusually rough surface.
Similar to the medical condition 'vibration white finger'.

The Channel is so rough today that Dover to Calais run gave me a right case of the fizzy bollocks

by K Collins January 30, 2008