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That bitch was a pro! She sucked me off without using her hands! That was the best bluetooth blowjob I've ever had.
by craftbrewdrew March 28, 2015
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Remember that one part where Billy Dee Williams calls up his buddy with the robotic bluetooth headphones and he goes and IMs Darth Vader, who's all like "L0LZ, 1 4/\/\ j00r f4t-3r!!! PWN3|)!" That was awesome.
by Harris Bergstein December 28, 2006
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Blubonic

SPICE OF LIFE SEEDS

A hybrid between a popular Kootenay Blueberry (that looks like a heavier grapefruit, with a similar aroma.) and the Blue Satellite # 2.2 daddy used to pollinate the Blue Satellite # 2.2 selections. Two Phenotypes show up, one frostier, headier one that favors the fathers line with a high calyx to leaf ratio, and the chunkier one that favors the mother's line. Both are caked with resin, and have a blueberry jam aroma. This one will devastate the public at large like a plague. Yields are above average to heavy, depending which pheno.

Indoor flowering: 7 to 8 weeks.
I am going to roll up some Blubonic, its guaranteed to be chronic.
by Dank Jones May 18, 2008
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Bluetooth

When a woman is giving a "Hands free" blow job to a man.
"DUDE! I got the sickest Bluetooth last night!"
by willywonka9385 January 2, 2009
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by Scrungly little doidle April 13, 2023
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bluetooth

Used mostly to look cool, though it succeeds best in making normal people look stupid and/or crazy.
Sam: Whoa, check out the guy yelling at that palm tree. Is he mental?

Kevin: Nah, that's just some loser talking on his Bluetooth.
by Subterfuge April 1, 2008
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bluborious

Adj.
1. Being very fat or blob like
2. Having large amounts of blubber
3. Having a tendency to jiggle uncontrollably.
The bluborious child was incapable of doin even a single sit up in gym class, and was often the butt of his classmates jokes.
by Larrytron2000 October 23, 2006
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