the act of receiving a blowjob while simultaneously taking a dump, peeing, and eating pizza, or maybe cake. if you accomplish this, i'm proud.
by simbaluv717 November 06, 2009
One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.
by neemdawg September 03, 2010
The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 04, 2009
After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 14, 2010
When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 11, 2009
To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.
A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
by porkchopbiscut October 25, 2004
"Broseuf, last night, I was driving this chick home, she started giving me road blumpkin like it was fucking Christmas. I made her clean up both messes after she finished. Bong."
by Nick Mas December 16, 2006