When a couple is doing a sitting 69, the man takes a shit and the woman is on her period. (Obvious blumpkin + red wings reference)
That is the nastiest girl I know. She did a Detroit Blumpkin. Hell, and her boyfriend is almost as bad.
by The Rebecca Black Experience August 20, 2011
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Chad and his girlfriend had to shit at the same time, so to kill two birds with one stone she gave him a double blumpkin in her parents bathroom.
by D-Zell June 23, 2011
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by simbaluv717 November 5, 2009
Get the Deluxe Blumpkin mug.One who is the best at giving blumpkins, which is the act of sucking a man's penis while he is taking a poop on the toilet.
by neemdawg September 3, 2010
Get the Blumpkin Queen mug.The standard blumpkin affair with a twist: instead of the usual mouth hug while taking the browns to the super bowl, she (or he if you're so inclined) dons a jack-o-lantern (preferably of the toothless persuasion) and then blumpkins you to orgasm. It's a seasonal thing - like the bj version of the shamrock shake.
It was Halloween night and I could tell magic was in the air when a jack-o-lantern was giving me head on the toilet, the old "pumpkin blumpkin"
by steve ryans October 4, 2009
Get the pumpkin blumpkin mug.After rob had thrownup in the stall, stephanie proceded to crawl under the stall getting throwup on herself during the process. She then gave him a sloppy blumpkin.
by joabvouabf April 17, 2010
Get the Sloppy Blumpkin mug.When receiving a blumpkin one takes it to another level and punches the sucker in the back of the skull. Rude and efficient.
"Wow, you hit her pretty hard Rick. Why'd you give her a blumpkin punch?"
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
"Because there's nothing more humiliating than being punched in the back of the dome while blowing a dude on the shitter."
by Jim2 January 10, 2009
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