Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025

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Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

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A place that will kick your child out of school because they dont meet gpa criteria. Instead of giving them any form of help they give you a temporary IEP until they can find somewhere to put your under-achieving child. Almost on all occasions a blooming prairie MN has shitty dine in aswell. All food is moldy.

My child was just blooming prairie MN'D time to find a place where he/she is appreciated.

by Sirhardknocks January 30, 2021

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madison bloom

she is a rude, swearing girl who thinks she is cool at but everyone hates her

ewww! it’s madison bloom

by hippommmm October 11, 2020

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Blooming

To ejaculate. Usually screamed.

Aw fuck dude... I'm... I'm... I'M BLOOMING!!!

by YourLocalMicrocelebrity April 5, 2024

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Bloom Method

The Bloom Method is a scientifically-backed technique that eliminates digital distractions, including addictive apps like TikTok, Instagram, Snapchat, and even p*rn. Using the Bloom Card, it blocks these distractions, helping you focus on high-value tasks such as studying, working on projects, or improving your health. Over time, it rewires your habits, replacing mindless scrolling with intentional, productive actions, leading to increased focus, healthier habits, and greater overall success.

Im going to start using the Bloom Method.

by loadingllama March 30, 2025

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