Wysteria is in bloom

A euphemism for how your daughter would like a tiramisu

"Hey, mom! You wysteria is in bloom!"

by CongealedLamb June 14, 2025

Blooming flower

The smell that arises when one has not washed their genitalia for some time.

Hey Ross, does this bus smell like a blooming flower or what?

by undercoverunicornreal April 24, 2020

Bloom/Jay

This Person Is Incredibly Kind And Amazing. They Are Vv Pretty And Swaggy. They're Also Vv Hot. Everyone Loved Bloom. Not As Much As Kai Tho proud. -Ps. They Have A Piss Kink shocked

Bloom/Jay Is So Swaggy And Pretty, They Are Amazing.

by Kai.Koo August 6, 2021

blooms my daffodils

when something makes you wet

corbin blooms my daffodils

by Kittensoft9 April 19, 2017

shroom bloom

just drugs that’s harry styles does

yo dude let’s write watermelon sugar but on “Shroom Blooms”

by hellrry March 12, 2022

rose in bloom

A woman's vagina on its period.

Jerry : have you fucked the new chick???

Deech : no I found out the hard way.
Jerry: what do you mean???
Deech: she has a rose in bloom....

Jerry: well I'm going to try and earn my maker's mark yay.....

by Femoralslasher December 7, 2014

Bloom

1. An extremely common post processing effect in games that makes it possible for bright geometry to appear to glow and contribute lense flare. Not to be confused with lense flare or volumetric lighting.

2. A term Fortnite players and other retards use to describe when the spread/inaccuracy of a weapons increases as you shoot it. Otherwise may be referred to as (per) shot spread increase or sustained fire accuracy penalties. Also used by turbo retards who aren't even using the term right to describe spread/innacucuracy instead of it's progressive increase, and in games where the spread/inaccuracy does not change when fired.

You can turn off the bloom in the graphics settings, but then the mushrooms won't glow anymore.

They need to get rid of the fucking RNG bloom on this gun.

by Hamiel April 18, 2022