Fail Blob Chaar

When someone fails terribly this word/phrase is the only way of compensating for their act disregarding any other words as no other words can come to mind other than this word/phrase. (Warning only to be used if a severe act of failure has been committed).

If this word/phrase (Fail Blob Chaar) were to be defined in a simplistic approach... if someone was a complete idiot and ruined the most easy of tasks. Any person knowing this worthy phrase would insult them using this phrase that will shine through the years passing on as my legacy.

by ASIANYMOUS October 31, 2018

on blob

A term for when a Female has her periods

Can't have a shag tonight cause she is on blob.

by bobb todd July 8, 2006

text blob

An oblivious person standing in everyone's way because he is busy texting, or reading a text.

I couldn't get to the doorway because it was blocked by a text blob.

by Farley Yurken May 26, 2016

hand blob

what happens after a guy gets a hand job, he cums his 'blob' all over the girls hand.

Sam: "I lovvve givng hand jobs! but i hate the blob!:("
Lauren: "I know, i hate the hand blob too!"

by diseased sheep December 28, 2005

Yard Blob

A grotesque, fat, slug-like person who's gargatuan size does not allow them the ability of locomotion.

Hey Timmy, throw that Yard Blob a twinkie and see if she'll eat it out of the dirt.

by Michael A. Mashke September 9, 2005

g-blob

"gingeriss blowjobiss"- ginger blowjob. recieving a blowjob from a ginger.

{g-blob} g-blobin it. smuts

dude "did you just get a g-blob?"

other dude "yea man i was g-blobin it"

dude "your shits fucked"

by tbearlol May 19, 2010

Theel blob

A blob of joint compound or spackling compound that has been painted over without sanding it smooth to blend in with the wall.

When you patch holes in drywall, you need to sand the compound smooth to blend in with the wall before painting over it. Otherwise, you will leave behind an ugly mess over the patched area, called a Theel blob.

Jordan: Hey, Dad, I would like to paint my room a different color.
Dad: OK, but you're gonna have to do it yourself. I'll buy the paint and other stuff you need, but I'm not doing any of the work.
Jordan: Thanks, Dad! And that's OK, I know how to do it myself. I'm even gonna patch a bunch of holes and dents in the walls.
Dad: OK. Just make sure you sand the compound really well after it dries. I don't want to see any Theel blobs.

by Jordan_17 September 5, 2011