by Abigroundaapplause February 20, 2016
Oh sweet bacon that comes from above,
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
You had me at hello – it was pure piggy love.
You are everything I need or wanted in a meat.
With you sweet lover on my tongue, I feel so darn complete.
I love to watch you sizzle and pop on that grill.
Your oozing fat’s delicious, your texture is a thrill.
You get along with everyone but can stand on your own.
If taste was a kingdom, you’d have a porky throne.
I come before you now to get down on my knee.
If you say yes, dear Bacon, I’d just die in jubilee.
I’d love you till forever, I’d never say goodbye.
The day I’d stop loving is the day that piglets fly.
by HJIL December 04, 2017
Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.
by G-Stripe February 14, 2016
by Peter Christian November 17, 2003
A weird add-on to make a sentence more awkward, especially if you are talking to someone you make uncomfortable
Happy Valentine's Day... Iggy Bacon Bacon... Happy Valentine's Day...
by Awwzii February 27, 2020
by dan hart November 28, 2006
when a flap of skin (shaped like bacon) has mysteriously been excerted out of a womans pussy whilst being liked out.
Woman= shit this is good @£$$@*
Man= !!what the fuck??!!
Woman= Dont stop @@£$$$£@**(
Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy
Woman= @££££@$$%%% Yeah Boi!!$$%%^^**&&^
Man= !!what the fuck??!!
Woman= Dont stop @@£$$$£@**(
Man=yeah man but theres some fukin BACON dangling from your pussy
Woman= @££££@$$%%% Yeah Boi!!$$%%^^**&&^
by Random Rutlander April 13, 2005