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vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess
I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!
by Trevyamo August 15, 2023
mugGet the vacuuming the backyardmug.

beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.
He sometimes has beads in the backyard.
by Treii28 January 22, 2020
mugGet the beads in the backyardmug.

Eat out in the backyard

To be eaten out in your back yard. In other words to go on de musty ass grass behind u house and let somebody go in on that pussy.
Boy 1: Yo, I hear neriah get eat out in the backyard by nahje
boy 2: nah i hear it was a girl name katara
Boy 1: dis nigga got too many hoes
by Smexyassmf March 25, 2022
mugGet the Eat out in the backyardmug.

backyarder

noun; a person of questionable professional capability
"That guy is a real backyarder!"
"Don't you understand basic security, you backyarder!"
"The backyarder left any to any rules on this customer's firewall"
by Mikeybyte November 2, 2022
mugGet the backyardermug.

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole
Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes
mugGet the Growing potatoes in the backyardmug.

Backyard Barbeque

The act of soaking ones tongue in the anus of another.
I'm only going to tell you this once. E. L. Fudge cookies are delicious after and a backyard barbeque.
by deeves3 July 27, 2011
mugGet the Backyard Barbequemug.

Backyard Birder

A Backyard Birder is when you take a (particularly wet) dump on a girl's back/ass.
Guy: Hey, are you into scat?
Girl: Well, I have had a Backyard Birder.
Guy: Awesome!
by ScatMan88 December 9, 2008
mugGet the Backyard Birdermug.

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