vacuuming the backyard

When you want to mess with your coworkers so you tell them you vacuumed the backyard when your best friends are in town to visit you and your spouse, and then your sister-in-law gets in on the joke and tells said coworkers that you and your friends have a weird relationship making them think you could be swingers, but in reality you cut your dogs hair in the backyard and used the shop vacuum to clean up the mess

I vacuumed my backyard this weekend!

Oh while your friends were in town?

Yup!

What does vacuuming the backyard mean?

Don't ask they get weird when their friends are in town.

But what does it mean?

You really don't want to know.

Hahaha they're never going to figure it out!

by Trevyamo August 15, 2023

beads in the backyard

Sex toys designed to be used by men or a means of referring to a guy that uses them.

He sometimes has beads in the backyard.

by Treii28 January 22, 2020

backyard combo

Hot dog, hamburger, potato salad, and baked beans

Our Labor Day cookout was fantastic! Had so much food everybody got a backyard combo and then some!

by Anonymouslyvociferous September 7, 2019

backyard bastard

Someone who masturbates furiously in their backyard while thinking they are hidden, but unintentionally expose themselves to a busy street

The dude who lives across from me is a backyard bastard

by Stop Creepin April 19, 2018

zyakuni in my backyard

a band who’s music you will love

damn, zyakuni in my backyard BLEW my mind

by _jared0708 June 16, 2023

Growing potatoes in the backyard

When you have genital warts growing in or around your asshole

Hey I heard Alec starting growing potatoes in the backyard after he got caught soliciting male prostitutes

by A.W. Williams (Anal Warts) May 30, 2025

backyard candy

anal sex.

"Hey baby you want some backyard candy?!"

by reverend yummypants January 23, 2009