Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010

Backseat Browser

Those annoying ass people that hang over your shoulder while you're browsing the internet and instruct you what to do WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

backseat browsers are so annoying!

by emilyunicorn888 November 9, 2016

Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011

backseat preacher

When someone tells you what to believe in without going into any detail, or getting any consent from you to do so in the first place.

Man 1: "You have to believe that it happened!"
Man 2: "Stop being such a backseat preacher! I never asked to you to tell me what to believe!"

by Justin Wilkinson May 19, 2006

Backseat DJ

I'm a DJ at a nightclub in Torquay, England. There's nothing more annoying than a Backseat DJ - the guy that comes up to your DJ Booth and goes "Mate, I don't like what you're playing - if you play insert random genre of music here the dancefloor will fill up!" or "Play something good" - tell you what, here's the decks and mixer, off you go if you think you can do better! ;)

Some backseat DJ was trying to tell me what to play all night - played what he asked for and the floor emptied!

by Kermie_K October 18, 2014

Backseat Driver

A passenger who attemps to take control of a driver using mental telekinesis like a shot caller.

You always telling me I'm in the water stop being a backseat driver!

by Spoodergirl March 12, 2019

Backseat Gamer

Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game

Someone who tells someone what to do while playing a video game

Backseat Gamer: Go left! Go right! Jump! JUMP! JUMP!!!!!

*dies*

Gamer: Can you stop backseating?

by geomtaeee November 12, 2022