Edie baboon is a girl with the best gorilla grip out there, she’s so pretty and every guy wants her so they can have their own taste of the Pacific ocean. She claims to have travelled the world but still wants a taste of someone else’s jungle. Legend has it she’s one of the last monkey species of France and still swinging from every tree branch in sight
Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
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Man1: yo have you heard of that new Edie baboon girl?
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
Man2: nah but apparently the gorilla grip is to die for
Man1: yeah wanna dive in that gaping hole.
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 16, 2022
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Man1: have you see that Edie baboon?
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
Man2: yeah man have you heard about the jelly punani myth?
Man1: HAVE I? Ovcourse I have that things a gargantuan gaping hole
by Ehjwhehehwbs September 22, 2022
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The ignorant Balcony Baboons are home from the tavern, and now out on their balcony, drunk as skunks, and annoying all the rest of the tenents trying to get some sleep.
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I went over to my mates house to get a trusty baboon and was pleasantly surprised with a Prostate massage.
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Person 1: Today in biology we learned about different monkeys including the Hamadryas Baboon.
Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
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Person 2: Ahh yes, the dune baboon. Did you know that this type of monkey was known to be sacred in Ancient Egypt?
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