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Anilinkz

A site where the main chat has a bunch of fuck face faggot admins and mods that ban you for no reason. Basically a site you only go to if you have no friends.
Admins: Ace (The only decent guy there and the owner of the site), Inserted (A cunt that manages to injure herself in a daily basis), CodeMonkey (Some fuckface know it all who shits on any anime he can find a reason for. the perfect example of a Weeaboo). basically it defines what Anilinkz is.
by UncleDerp May 15, 2015
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avril lavigne

Canadian self proclaimed "punk rocker". Often wears ties, rubber bracelets and excessive eyeshadow to attempt to prove her extent of counter-pop musical style. However, she almost completely had proven herself antipunk with the following statements:

"I created punk for this day and age. Do you see Britney Spears walking around wearing ties and singing punk? Hell no. That's what I do. I'm like a Sid Vicious for a new generation." -Seventeen Magazine

When she actually learned who the Sid Vicious actually was (intensely hardcore bassist for the Sex Pistols, 1977-1979), she followed up with:

"People are like, 'Well, she doesn't know the Sex Pistols.' Why would I know that stuff? Look how young I am. That stuff's old, right?" -Entertainment Weekly

And hence, she has become one of the largest detractors to the modern punk movement.
Avril Lavigne is not punk.

If you want to hear some actual punk, see:

-The Buzzcocks
-Capitalist Casualties
-The Dead Boys
-Dead Kennedys
-Fleas and Lice
-Kraut
-The Pagans
-Rajoitus
-Strychnine
-Subhumans
-The Clash
-The Ramones
-and of course The Sex Pistols
by SxPistolskickass April 19, 2006
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Avila

Weasel like characteristics. A deceitful and unreliable scoundrel.
Rapscallion
we've just been avila'd
look at avila skiddadling down the stairs and stealing our accounts
by Greg Gal November 22, 2011
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Avril fan

A person who likes a certain talentless skank.
When their idol is insulted, their main comebacks always consist of drivel along the lines of "Get a life" or "You're just jealous" or some other whiny garbage like that.
Avril fans are worthless to this world, because all of them are 14 year old girls, and they like an equally worthless PRODUCT.
by Anonymous August 29, 2003
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available

What someone is if they're not in a relationship.
"Is she available?"
"Yes, but she's strongly Catholic."
"Whoa! Not going there!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
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Avril Lavinge

winner of the Hot Topic national "Customer of the year" award. For five years running.
And this year, our customer of the year award goes to...*Drum roll*...Ahh crap, her again...
by Neil March 19, 2005
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available ass

The only girl that is in a guy's league. Most available ass is nasty and only snatched up by foreign kids that can't get with the hotter, more popular girls.
Duder 1: "Whoa check out Italian homeboy with that big Samoan girl!"

Duder 2: "Wow! She stinks dude. And she's like a foot taller than him."

Duder 1: "He's gotta take that. That's his only available ass!"
by westfalia January 11, 2010
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