man with a 2 inch toe nail but a monster chode so phat he cant get through a doorway without turning sideways. loves to rub up against everyone and talk about his crippling addiction to furry porn.
"who's that?"
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
"oh that's Alfie with the cat ears. he can't walk through a doorway without turning sideways because of his massive chose. i heard he made his cat a bucket pussy once ."
by big-cock-5367478589 March 4, 2022
Get the Alfiemug. 
Alfie’s are tough oftentimes they get told they take steroids the have huge whale dicks and get all the pussy
by The big a _76 November 23, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. A really cool guy, who has three pictures on his Instagram (usually), is under the second name stewart (typically). Alfie’s typically vape and have dark hair. They are very epic people who have skills when it comes to fortnite battle royale.
by Skull3i January 29, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. by your nan eats my cum April 6, 2020
Get the alfiemug. Boy 1: corr she is fit. Too bad i don’t have any chance with her
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
Boy 2: looks like you’re in the Alfie stage mate
by Your nan123 December 23, 2019
Get the Alfie stagemug. Alfie and Ben, they're just those guys at work or school that lick each others asshole's for breakfast lunch and dinner.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.
Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
This is their ideal entertainment for each hour of the day.
Alfie and Ben are probably the classic Anime viewers who actually believe it gives some insight into the real world.
"Hey watch out for Alfie & Ben they're at it again!" "Oh yeah I'll make sure to stay away from them"
by g292922 January 25, 2022
Get the Alfie & Benmug.