Person 1: Hey did you hear that joke about the Irish Priest
Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off
Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*
Person 1&2: Oh shit.
Person 2: Hey quite down, you'll set that stupid bitches Irish Alarm Clock off
Stupid Bitch: WAAAAAAA! *indeciferable wailing*
Person 1&2: Oh shit.
by The Grunge Girl thats no bitch August 27, 2009
Get the Irish Alarm Clockmug. This knee charmer is often found in unique individuals with ties to super rich secret submarine service. Although known in military jargon as “foreign objects“, emergency surgery usually unearths armament shrapnel and pieces of snooze buttons from top quality alarm clocks. Still as mysterious as jimmy Hoffa’s disappearance, this enigma of a titillating experience is easily summarized as suspenseful supreme “pop” sensation and not for the feeble mortal, a UFO Alarm Clock is like kryptonite to Superman. If you ever run into someone who has experienced the rare UFO alarm clock, feel free to gift them only the best sour beers for a speedy recovery!
“Hey John, I heard about that UFO Alarm Clock”, you good bro?”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
“Yeah man, nothing a good Sour Brew can’t fix”
by Torsiondrummer July 29, 2020
Get the UFO Alarm Clockmug. by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017
Get the Alarm clockmug. by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022
Get the Glizzy Alarm Clockmug. Sometimes called Rogers Wake Up Call, when someone is sleeping on a couch and you take your cock and smack the person in the face to wake them up.
“Athena was sleeping, and I went over and started smacking her with my big fat cock”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
“Damn bro the Bucky alarm clock?”
by TalkWhileIWalk June 5, 2018
Get the Bucky Alarm Clockmug. The act of rolling over and clinging to the other person in bed with you when the alarm clock sounds. This type of hug resembles a spoon technique, with a strong resemblance to the way young monkeys cling to their mother in the wild.
When the xylophone alarm clock went off, I gave Sandy the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle. I didn't want her to get up, so I pulled her close as she hit the snooze button.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
When the alarm clock went off, I scrambled to give her the Alarm Clock Monkey Snuggle to get a few more minutes of time before going to work.
by Flightnursejim December 3, 2013
Get the Alarm Clock Monkey Snugglemug. It is used in an instance where your boyfriend uses you up as an alarm clock to wake him up in the morning and crushes you into a ball and throws you off the bed to snooze you.
by Ronin47 March 26, 2017
Get the An alarm clock tissuemug.