Beak alarm

Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.

*Alarm sounds*

PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."

Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."

by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

Alarm Clocked

When a man puts his penis between a woman's breasts then moves it back and forth like the hammer between the bells on an old fashioned alarm clock.

Brenda's boobes were so big that she needed to have them alarm clocked.

by Little_White_Dragon January 18, 2013

Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

IBS Alarm

When you have Irritable Bowel Syndrome and your stomach makes the most audible, dreadful, gut wrenching noise typically indicating that a painful, asshole-burning, sweat-inducing stream of diarrhea is likely to follow shortly thereafter. Is often times confused for the noise your stomach makes before you rip a loud fart or when you’re extremely hungry. In some circumstances when this rumbling is mistaken for the latter, the victim will try to squeeze out the fart that they believe is forming to be met with painful burning around the asshole and/or diarrhea leakage, indicating a true IBS Alarm.

Eren’s Stomach: *rumbling, rumbling, rumbling, rumbling*

Armin: Woah dude, are you hungry or something? Need to fart?
Eren: No. I just tried to and I shit my pants. It was an IBS Alarm.

Jean: YOOOO this man just shit his pants.

Armin: That’s disgusting.

by hinokamikaguraa May 21, 2022

Car Alarm

When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.

I gave her that car alarm last night and it woke the neighbors.

by DPALM19 August 21, 2021

Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018