Alarm clock

The demon box that is quiet until you want to sleep.

MY FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WONT WAKE ME UP!

by Phsycho#56209 January 13, 2017

Alarm cock

waking up a female with sex

The alarm clock ran out of batteries so i woke her up with the alarm cock

by Smilebeats March 5, 2015

weiner alarm

A weiner alarm is when ones arousal is so high and the dick is so erect it goes "wee oou wee oou wee ooou"

My girl looked so hot last night that my weiner alarm went off.

by Cock Anusal February 8, 2017

Beak alarm

Similar to a fire alarm, a beak alarm is often sounded in large financial institutions within the city. In order to increase productivity during the inevitable mid-afternoon slump, when sounded, employees are encouraged to stop what they are doing and snort a line of company beak.

*Alarm sounds*

PA system: "Please place yourself on do not disturb and have a line of beak ASAP."

Cal: "Quick lad it's the fucking beak alarm."
Andy: "Ahhhhh. I bloody that thing."

by Mrrobot7891 August 14, 2020

Alarm Cock

When you wake up two minutes before your girlfriends alarm clock goes off, masturbate above her face, and when her alarm clock rings and she awakens, you ejaculate all over her face and say "good morning...ALARM COCK!

My boyfriend did an alarm cock on me this morning as I woke up.

by wr33kxhav0k May 31, 2017

Car Alarm

When you hit it from behind hard enough for her to start making a honking sound similar to a car alarm.

I gave her that car alarm last night and it woke the neighbors.

by DPALM19 August 21, 2021

Fire alarm

A red box with a grille and a flasher that beeps really loud when it detects a fire. He will become your paparazzi and take flash pictures of you when you're walking out the building

The fire alarm went off!

by Rill GiktokExcelticus July 23, 2018