The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet

A secret society, similar (but not related to) the Freemasons. Founded by Richmond M M Swigberry-Smythe II Esq in 1915, this society spread rom a select few English nobility to several different cultures across the world. The Order is now non-denominational, and promotes open-mindedness, practise of the arts, and the wearing of ridiculous clothes. The Order is known for wearing fez (one well-known former member is the famous British magician/comedian Tommy Cooper), one of its most prestigious awards is the Glass Fez of Swigberry Smythe.

by Thelonius Groinberg September 16, 2003

The Alabaster Parakeet

The insignia for the Order of the same name. The origin of the parakeet is one of the fundamental story in the shaping of the Order. The founder, R.M.M. Swigberry-Smythe II, is known to be descended from several families (the name Swigberry is an interesting story, but beyond the scope of this text). The most influential to the shaping of the Order is undoubtedly the Montagues, particularly Giambattista Montague. He was an eccentric Italian merchant/explorer in the 18th century who enjoyed collecting all manner of things from the countires he traveled to (his entire collection is thought to have been large enough to fill over half of the British Museum!) He also had several hundred acres of land, on which he kept all manner of animals, mostly birds. His favourite of all was a parakeet named Zipporah. Zipporah (or Old Zippy as he is known to Order members) was an extremly intelligent bird, who could perfrom all manner of tricks, even doing simple maths! When Zippy died age 68, Montague commissioned a statue of Zippy to be carved in alabaster as a centrepiece for his formal garden. Swigberry-Smythe was so moved my this story, he decided to create a group where eccentric upper-class like himself could meet and share interests, in memory of his ancestor and his beloved bird. And so, on September the 19th, 1915, he and 50 others from around the world met at his mansion in the first gathering of The Order of The Alabaster Parakeet. The rest, as they say, is history.

by Thelonius Egbert Quagmire September 19, 2003

Alanis Morissette

A canadian dancer who later became a singer and an actress who is totaly bitchen!

Alanis Morissette kicks canadian ass!

by LClaire August 27, 2005

Alana

Alana is an anti-social girl with little to no friends. Although, she can get any guy she wants as long as she puts her mind to it. Once you get to know her she is kind and loving and a little suicidal.

Person 1: Hey did you see Alana over there?
Person 2: Who?

by ElyssiaTheGreat April 27, 2017

Alana

an epically cool person who everyone loves soooooooo much. She is super Christian and always calls herself a Jesus freak even though some of the idiots in her grade think it's weird. She likes to be alone and gets sick of people sometimes but has a million friends anyway who come to her for EVERYTHING which actually gets quite annoying sometimes because she's super smart but she doesn't actually know EVERYTHING. OH and she luvs Nora because Nora is awesome and just like her :)

Hay, see her?

Yeah...

"That's my BESTIE Alana!

I thought I was her bestie...

YAYA! WE BOTH ARE!!! :D :D :D :D

You're all wrong... Nora is her bestie...

Nora Alana amazing jesus freak smartie

by I am not a mormon June 24, 2011

Alabaska

A southern state combining members from Alabama and Alaska forming Alabaska

Alabaska....Where Dreams Come To Die And Where You Can Bang Your Sister And Get Away With It, home of the alabaskan hot pocket

by H4x0r Jim September 14, 2006

Alanis

A girl that likes getting slapped on the ass by short blonde guys. Probably has a minion fetish and probably speaks some foreign language. An illegal immigrant. Hella fun to be around though and lowkey a goddess, even though she can be creepy sometimes

Person 1: "Oh do you see that girl, Alanis?"
Person 2: "Yeah she needs to stop sucking off that yellow little Steve minion man"

by iheartpoachedeggs September 2, 2019