adopt me bruh

adopt me? more like drop me

Pet: dude your hand stinks drop me
luisgamercool23: ok *throws to river*
in this conclusion, adopt me bruh

by urbandictionaryisprettycursed June 20, 2021

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Adoption Catfishing

When you don't tell someone they're adopted their entire lives. They submit their DNA to ancestry and people tell them not to that it's fake and doesn't work anyway. And then their DNA comes back not matching their family and you tell them that it must be contaminated or they mixed up the kits.

The adoption catfishing ended at her adoptive mom's funeral. A well-meaning relative told her and now she gets to deal with her grief, the shock of finding out she's adopted and no one to ask questions to.

by LordViper June 27, 2021

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Adopted Confirmed

When someone is so annoying their own parents abandoned them and they were forced to be rehomed

Person 1: Did you hear about Jacob?
Person 2: Yeah, he's adopted confirmed

by Billy The Troll August 29, 2022

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Adopt me

More like.. scam me!! Hah.. get it..? Uh.. okay..
Adopt me is a game where you pay an extreme ammount for pets and torture them while making neons! Yay!
So much fun ay? Well, after you make your MEGA NEON SHADOW FROST DRAGON FLY RIDE WITH EXTRA CINNAMON,
You get trust traded! And then… Scammed!! Slayyyyyy!

Person A: hey! Wanna play adopt me?
Person B: do you wanna get scammed?
Person A: umm… no….?
Person B: okay then!
Person A: so do you want to play or not?
Person B: no idiot

by Yoimiya! October 29, 2022

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