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attack penis

An attack penis is when two men strip down then place themselves back to back and spin quickly in circles making attack helicopter wings out of penis’
Tyler and I got fucked up last night and did the attack penis!
by Og Onion God February 12, 2018
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Panik Attack

A moment in which feels about Joe Panik, a baseball player for the San Francisco Giants, strongly overcome a person.
The Giants are playing the Braves tonight! I'm going to have a Panik Attack!
by THGFan102 July 7, 2015
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Fart Attack

A fart attack is an occasion when a person farts 5 times or more in a row. It usually occurs when someone eats veggie patties or some raspberry fig bars, but can still happen with any other meal. Some people even have to get gas pills because of how loud their fart attack is (if you fart a lot of times in a row silently then that’s not a real fart attack). It often sounds like a bomb attack and is disgusting. Please stay away from these kinds of people.
Damn punk why you farting so much?
Sorry I can’t control my fart attack.
by BigPutz41 April 29, 2022
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mash attack

when you've been typing for ages and you're fingers duff up and just mash the keyboard for relief
(typing) so i was walking down to bob's house and (fingers duff) sfjkscjvbkdskjcnbkisd ngfbn gjed gjodf oyujh d godfiogv ghntoei vngoerig ptgpb... whoa that was a serious mash attack!
by HaveTheWaffle (>")> # July 27, 2010
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Aphro attack

a heighten sense of sexual desire. The feeling you get after you ingest an aphrodisiac.

examples of an aphrodisiacs: dark chocolate, oysters, and saffron
I wish john was here, I'm having a bad aphro attack. I need some SEX!
by Miss Puerto Rico August 8, 2009
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bluetooth attack

verb(or noun)
The act of searching bluetooth devices in a public place, then finding available devices and sending a random device contacts containg inappropriate or hateful comments or funny pictures/media.
1. When me and Joe were in the airport we sat in a busy terminal to find some devices to Bluetooth Attack.

2. I freaked out when i got Bluetooth Attacked with a picture of somones ass.
by Spencer S. Righteous December 9, 2008
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Zack Attack

When your brother who is older than you sneaks behind you and sticks his dick into my ass
Luke: Stop Zack I don’t want a Zack Attack

Zack: I know you want some!
by Jeffery Epstein March 9, 2022
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