Niko

A dude. A dude with a passion. A dude with a passion for rats, bastards, and mathematics. Nikos can't resist women with big booties named judy. His favorite motto to live by is "pain is pleasure" and he lives it out daily by training for marathons without compression shorts. Weeks of this have ground his trouser snake down to a nub.
Did you see that guy with a nub running around reading a math textbook? Yeah he was a Niko!
by withacane March 06, 2019
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Nikos

A dickless, huge ass simp, a beta male with no social life and/or a potential school shooter. Nikos also has the worst fucking hair ever, get a haircut bro nobody likes your ass.
Fotis: "Dude nikos is trying to get nudes again, what an idiot."
Giannis: "Yea dude what a loser he probably has a hole i am disabled."
by Big tits like big dicks November 08, 2020
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Niko

(n.)to lovely to describe ;pretty
You wish u we’re friends with Niko-chan”
by Mi-chan~~~~ November 22, 2021
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niko

cute blonde who has a thick emo partner

(i know what you are)
yo is that niko? yeah look at their emo partner lol
by emo_bish69 December 25, 2022
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A Blasian that’s an absolute dumbass who’s a good designer , and Is sexy
There go niko
by Heavan May 06, 2021
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Niko

A Niko is a little greek asshole who jumps girl
to girl. Niko's tend to blame everything on everyone else to get out of his wrong doing. He makes a lot of excuses for his actions. A Niko will also use girls because he is bad at relationships, so he uses them for their bodies...instead of getting better at being in a relationship. A Niko is also VERY touchy. He will always try to be extra friendly with his hands, especially around girls' tits and asses. He will very much likely get you involved in his problems and then tell you it's your fault and that you need to solve it for him. A Niko has. VERY big mouth, so keep your secrets away from him because otherwise the whole school will know. He also tries to involve himself in all your business, including relationships. In conclusion, a Niko needs to keep himself out of other people's business and pants.
person 1: "I hooked up with Niko last night, and he ghosted me!"

person 2: "I have heard that he always does this with girls."
by jaylarittle November 27, 2019
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A young boy, traditionally with big, question mark looking ears, he plays hockey, but tbh no one cares.
"I WON MY HOCKEY GAME"
"stfu niko"
by Chonkus May 02, 2019
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