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Smeg-meg

The female counter-part to nut-meg in soccer. It is when a soccer ball is intentionally, cleanly, and successfully directed through the gap created by a girl's (the victim's) planted legs during soccer. This usually causes a momentary stun/deer-in-the-headlights reaction from the victim because of the initial shock and disbelief of what just happened. There must be an intent on the offender's part to shoot the gap with the ball for a smeg-meg to occur. If it happens accidentally, an official smeg-meg did not occur. I came up with this one circa 1990.
Person #1 "Did you see that girl get nut-megged?"
Person #2 "A girl can't get nut-megged, she got smeg-megged"
by Ace Binkley September 23, 2005
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meg griffin

the hot(but always called ugly)teenage daughter of the griffins
by futuramafan May 3, 2008
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Nut-meg

When you gizz (nut) and shit in a salt shaker, then sprinkle it on a ho like nutmeg. Works best around the holiday season. And on girls named Meg. Also accepted as a topping on egg nog.

Do not confuse with Nutmeg, a tasty holiday spice. Also, as a side note, stay away from girls named Meg with nuts.
Shit, man, I just Nut-megged all over Meg! I'm glad she was covered in egg nog.

If you're playing soccer and your buddy just got nut-megged, talk to the ref. That shit's nasty.
by Evanishigh January 3, 2008
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meg white

1. to interrupt someone's jukebox selection by paying extra money for the "play next" feature.

2. to fill up a jukebox with hours of your own music so that nobody else in the establishment gets to hear their own selections.
Dude, can you believe Mikey just Meg Whited my songs? Now I have to sit through an hour of Dolly Parton before I get back to my tracks!
by rockinyermom November 19, 2010
mugGet the meg whitemug.

He’s a Meg

A “meg” is a male / player who constantly sleeps with multiple females regardless of their status or look. This male wines up getting a infected penis.

Originated word : SMEGMA
Ex. A male tries getting with Becky but Becky’s friends know he’s a meg. He’s dirty.
by REALSAY July 14, 2019
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meg mood

When a person seems to be high yet has not taken drugs
Wow that person is in such a meg mood.
by BigdaddyS October 4, 2016
mugGet the meg moodmug.

Meg Giry

Meg Giry is the daughter of Madame Giry and the best friend of Christine from POTO. After the whole Phantom Of The Opera thing, she follows the phantom to Coney Island, aka, Love Never Dies.

In the end,

--MUSICAL END SPOILER--

She shoots Christine by accident and she dies leaving Gustave with Erik. You'll cry every time. So basically, love doesn't die, but Andrew Lloyd Webber let Meg murder the woman who has been giving him millions for years.

And he crushed the hearts of millions.
A Show Freak: "The ooh la la girl, Meg Giry!"

Madame Giry, to monsieurs Andre and Firmin: "That is my daughter, Meg."
by LaPrimaDonna December 8, 2015
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