Hung like a Ham

When you are so fucking hungover you are unable to talk.....and unable to walk

Johnny didn’t make it to class today because he was Hung like a ham

by Saucybastard November 28, 2018

hung like a squirrel

To be hung like a squirell is when you penis is so small you van only see you nuts and no penis.

Yo dawg you are so small you are hung like a squirrel.

by DJ Curly Fry April 24, 2006

pack of wolves, hung like a

To have a penis so large it can me mistakenly attributed to a collection of wolves or wolf-like creatures. Potentionally seen with Wolf Balls or a Wolf Crotch, or someone in wolf mode.

"That guy's pack of wolves, hung like a (sic), his erection is tearing his jeans!"

by norandomone October 1, 2006

hung like a toddler

When a cock is so microscopic, it barely juts out of the skin, much like that of a small boy whose balls have yet to descend.

"Listen to that motherfucker yell across the room. That dude wants everyone to notice him."

"I bet that fucking dude is hung like a toddler or some shit."

"Yup, yup. Total buster."

by pH Balance January 31, 2008

hung like a bull gerbil

It is simply the opposite of being hung like a gerbil. A man with small genitals. But if he says it about himself he is a confident man who hits the G-spot everytime.

I am hung like a bull gerbil, i hit the g-spot everytime.

by thefunnybrothers November 4, 2013

hungry as a hostage

Whe you are so hunger you would eat the ass out of a dead skunk.

Where are we going to eat? I'm hungry as a hostage!
Mat was hungry as a hostage so he ate that fat chicks floppy meat drapes.

by Robert cain August 14, 2006

hung like a baby

to say that your wang is equal to your height and weight when you were born

Man: I'm sorry honey, I have a secret I never told you...i'm hung like a baby
Woman: It's ok honey it can't be that small
Man: No...you dont understand...*whips it out*
Woman: *gasps*...*smiles*

by Jake "Pouch" August 17, 2005